Category: R. Kelly
R. Kelly Got Indicted For Allegedly Bribing A Government Employee So He Could Marry A 15-Year-Old Aaliyah
After spending several decades as the music industry’s worst-kept creep secret, R. Kelly is finally facing the music, so to speak. So remember R. Kelly’s extremely questionable relationship with the late great Aaliyah? It’s been recently discovered that marrying an underage girl wasn’t the only illegal thing about that marriage.
R. Kelly’s Girlfriend Joycelyn Savage Says That Tell-All Patreon Isn’t Hers
It looks like one of R. Kelly‘s girlfriends/alleged prisoners did not turn on him. That Patreon page claiming to belong to Joycelyn Savage is a fake. Joycelyn cleared the air via a video where she read a statement which we’re supposed to believe she wrote herself. It’s very hostage-situation-y but those overly-staged videos are par for R. Kelly’s course at this point.
The Patreon Account Supposedly Belonging To R. Kelly’s Girlfriend Joycelyn Savage Has Been Shut Down
The Patreon account purportedly set up by Joycelyn Savage, one of Robert Sylvester Kelly’s girlfriends (or acolytes/ captives/ victims, depending on who you ask), has been shut down because Patreon was unable to verify the person or persons’ identity. As we’ve come to expect, anything associated with Robert Sylvester Kelly carries with it the stench of fuckery, and it seems that Joycelyn allegedly turning against him and telling her story is no exception. Now, the Instagram account carrying Joycelyn’s name that was used to announce the Patreon, is hosting advertisements for online shopping.
One Of R. Kelly’s Girlfriends Has Flipped On Him
Joycelyn Savage, one of the live-in girlfriends of overly dramatic alleged pedophile R. Kelly, has obviously had a deprogramming because she’s telling all there is to tell on Patreon, according to TMZ. Jocelyn is spilling the pee tea on Kelly for $3 a month. Look, that’s a small price to ask for when you’ve allegedly been held captive for several years by an alleged sex cult leader who’s been making people into watersports look bad for decades.
American Media Inc. Reportedly Tried To Pay R. Kelly $1 Million To Appear In A Documentary
And there you have it, a way to make the R. Kelly messiness even messier. Living, breathing red flag R. Kelly, plus American Media Inc. (the parent company of the National Enquirer), plus a million dollars that would be paid in the shadiest way imaginable, equals everything you’re about to read.
R. Kelly Missed Court Because Of A Toe Nail Infection
TMZ says that R. Kelly was absent from court the other day to deal with a nasty medical issue. No, not a rash of some kind (which is likely something he also deals with since he allegedly gave a girl the clap). R. Kelly was in his cell bed with a toe infection. Yuck, doesn’t he know that you’re supposed to wear flip-flops or duct tape shoes in the prison shower?! Did he not prepare for that life by watching Orange is the New Black?!