Category: Joycelyn Savage
R. Kelly Denies That His “Girlfriend” Joycelyn Savage Is Pregnant With His Baby
Due to the cruel, insidious nature of his perversion and fuckery, even while locked behind bars serving a 30-year sentence for raketeering and sex trafficking, Robert Sylvester Kelly’s influence over his victims, alleged or proven otherwise in a court of law by a jury of his peers, still reaches far beyond that itchy spot in the center of his back that I cursed him with during my coven’s most recent workshop, Petty Justice: Hexes and Hot Wings. Robert may be rubbing his back raw up against the cinder block walls of his jail cell, but last week, Joycelyn Savage, his most loyal and vocal “girlfriend,” claimed he proposed to her and that she’s pregnant with his child. Just in case you don’t have any plans next weekend, our next workshop will be Oh Hell No: G&Ts and Fournier’s Gangrene. It’s a virtual meeting and all are welcome!
One Of R. Kelly’s Girlfriends, Azriel Clary, May Be Ready To Turn On Him
After that blow-out at Trump Tower in Chicago featuring R. Kelly‘s last remaining girlfriends, Joycelyn Savage and Azriel Clary, it was pretty clear shit was about to hit that fan at mach-level speeds. And it has. TMZ is saying that since that physical altercation between her and has been thinking about talking with the federales. Girl! Do it! We’ve had imposters in the past but this the real deal! I cannot support this enough! But the problem is: Azriel is afraid because she’s lied to the feds in the past.
R. Kelly’s Girlfriends Got Into A Physical Altercation At His Trump Tower Condo
Fuckery was afoot (with an infected toe) at Trump Tower in Chicago yesterday when a fight broke out between Robert Sylvester Kelly’s last two friends on earth, his girlfriends Joycelyn Savage and Azriel Clary. According to TMZ, Joycelyn turned herself over to the Chicago Police Department late last night and was booked with misdemeanor battery; the result of a confrontation that become physical between her and Azriel, as Azriel was packing up her things and moving out of the Robert’s Trump Tower apartment. During the fight, which of course was caught on camera and broadcast on Instagram Live, Azriel is heard accusing Joycelyn of having sex with her when she was “a minor,” (presumably with, and at Robert’s behest. Azriel is now 22, Joycelyn is 23) and in a later video, tells her audience that she and Joycelyn have been lying for him. You know, just typical Wednesday morning shenanigans at a fine Trump property.
R. Kelly’s Girlfriend Azriel Clary Has Moved Out Of His Trump Tower Apartment
Azriel Clary, one of R. Kelly’s two remaining girlfriends (insert your own scare quotes there), appears to have forsaken her ride or die stance on the embattled alleged pedophile and sex cult leader and moved out of his Trump Tower apartment in Chicago. Look for a Patreon page that may or may not belong to Azriel to pop up in the near future to tell us the whole sordid story. But here’s what we know so far, according to TMZ.
R. Kelly’s Girlfriend Joycelyn Savage Says That Tell-All Patreon Isn’t Hers
It looks like one of R. Kelly‘s girlfriends/alleged prisoners did not turn on him. That Patreon page claiming to belong to Joycelyn Savage is a fake. Joycelyn cleared the air via a video where she read a statement which we’re supposed to believe she wrote herself. It’s very hostage-situation-y but those overly-staged videos are par for R. Kelly’s course at this point.
One Of R. Kelly’s Girlfriends Has Flipped On Him
Joycelyn Savage, one of the live-in girlfriends of overly dramatic alleged pedophile R. Kelly, has obviously had a deprogramming because she’s telling all there is to tell on Patreon, according to TMZ. Jocelyn is spilling the pee tea on Kelly for $3 a month. Look, that’s a small price to ask for when you’ve allegedly been held captive for several years by an alleged sex cult leader who’s been making people into watersports look bad for decades.