Category: Prince Edward
None Of The Senior Royals Attended Prince Andrew’s 60th Birthday Party
According to The Daily Mail, Prince Andrew celebrated his 60th birthday with a scaled down intimate family gathering instead of the “lavish bash” (via New York Post) his mother The Queen had previously planned for him. It was so intimate in fact, that his own siblings, Prince Charles, Princess Anne and Prince Edward, were not in attendance. Instead, it was just Andrew and mumsy sitting criss-cross applesauce on the dining room table with a sad Tesco birthday cake between them like Sam and Jake Ryan in Sixteen Candles. Oh, and Formula One racing billionaire Bernie Ecclestone was also there. Plus a few others. But just like 50 people including China’s UK ambassador Liu Xiaoming and “racing heir” Guy Sangster and his wife Fiona. Fun fact: Andrew partied with Guy and Fiona at Tramp nightclub “just 72 hours” after he, allegedly, profusely sweated upon Virginia Giuffre at the very same club!
Open Post: Hosted By Prince Edward’s Seeming Inability To Cut A Cake Normally
In his defense, he might not be able to cut a cake but at least he’s not as much of a dickhead as his racist, vehicularly-menacing dad. Twitter is aflutter over Prince Edward’s recent bizarre attempt to cut a cake. Eddie attended the 25th anniversary of Northern Ireland’s Lakeland Community Care Centre on Wednesday and was asked to cut the cake. He chose to use the knife to ensure it was dead first.