Category: Nyle DiMarco
Nyle DiMarco Thinks He Probably Has Coronavirus But Declined To Get Tested
This coronabitch truly does not care if you have cheekbones for the gods or a blackhead riddled inverted troll dick, she is coming for most of us one way or another. And because tests for COVID-19 are more precious than gold at the moment, the sexy and the ugly amoung us (not to mention the subjective in between) may never be sure if the novel coronavirus actually paid us a visit or not (especially true for the asymptomatic). Take OBJECTIVELY SEXY Nyle DiMarco for example. Yesterday, Nyle posted a video on Instagram letting people know that while he’s feeling better now, he was “really sick” the past few days, and was experiencing symptoms consistent with COVID-19 infection. Nyle’s a Deaf actor and activist who has won Dancing With The Stars and America’s Next Top Model, which was presumably enough to grant him access to a test. But even though Nyle’s pretty sure he has it, he declined the test stating “sick patients need it more than I do.” You know how the Grinch’s heart grew three sizes when he did a mitzvah? Well that just happened to my pussy.
Nyle DiMarco Says Delta Offered Him A Wheelchair Because He’s Deaf
Nyle Dimarco, a stalwart and articulate advocate for the deaf community, was on a Delta flight and was surprised to find a gate employee waiting for him a wheelchair. Nyle is a perfectly bodied man, I mean perfectly able-bodied man who never seems to skip leg day at the gym. I know this because fairly recently (I’d say sometime around when Nyle won Cycle 22 of America’s Next Top Model) I have found myself spending a portion of my busy day looking at Nyle’s Instagram page. Believe me, his legs are foine. I mean fine. What I mean to say is, his legs work just fine.
Jamie Foxx Pissed Off Nyle DiMarco With Faux Sign Language
Jamie Foxx filmed a Tonight Show promo and decided to pretend to use sign language, while that simpering enabler of assholes Jimmy Fallon laughed at Jamie’s outrageous antics. (Who knows why Wanda thought that was hilarious, but at least he didn’t sing.) The deaf community, as represented by model/activist/dancing Tarzan cosplayer Nyle DiMarco, was unamused.
Open Post: Hosted By Nyle DiMarco’s Furry Nips
After this damn week, what we all need is to lay our heads on a luscious pillow of chest fur, and two-time reality show champion (Dancing with the Stars and America’s Next Top Model) Nyle DiMarco has graciously provided that. Nyle is now in Las Vegas where he’s summoning coochie cream geysers and causing genital seizures by thrusting his crotch for a crowd of screaming ladies in the Chippendales show at the Rio for a limited time.
One of my gay friends went to the Chippendales show in Vegas once, and said that it was on the tame side and only chicks were brought on stage for a lap dance. That’s a dealbreaker. I mean, yes, I’d want to see Nyle DiMarco sway his wolf nipples and hump the stage while wearing Spandex chonies. But no, I do not want to be escorted out of the venue by Martha Plimpton after I ask the manager, “When does tea bagging time start?”
Pics: Wenn.com