Open Post: Hosted By Justin Theroux’s Doggy-Themed Back Tattoo

May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Move over Affleck, there’s a new celebrity back tattoo in town. And this one’s a lot sexier. Apparently, Justin Theroux has an enormous back piece too. But his is a pigeon instead of a phoenix and instead of reeking of mid-life crisis and sorrow, Justin’s smells like wet dog and soggy rawhide. Justin was being interviewed by Jonathan Van Ness at Vulture Fest when an audience member asked him about his back piece. Justin graciously obliged to show it to the audience and explain its origins.

Here’s an all too brief look at Justin’s tattoo.

Justin’s such a tease! It’s no fair that we all have Ben’s mistake burned into our retinas but Justin, who’s back side we’d actually like to see, can barely be bothered to remove his shirt all the way.

Judging from the passion that he shows for pit bull rescue, you might think his next move would be to move to Oakland and enter into a lesbian relationship. But it seems you can be a straight male, ride or die pittie fanatic right there in the Big Apple. Justin’s never been shy about sharing his passion for pittie rescue. His Instagram page is full of pictures of his furry friends.

Justin has probably added a “Must Love Dogs” clause to his dating contract because it’s obvious how important they are to him. I can only imagine him and Jennifer strolling arm in arm through Washington Square Park, walking the dogs, when one of them comes back with a squealing half dead rat in its mouth. I’m sure Jen just loved that! Let’s hope Emma has the stomach for it.

Pic: YouTube

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