UPDATE: A cop source tells TMZ that they paid a visit to David’s house and he denied murdering Nugget, but also wouldn’t show them Nugget. Cops say they won’t investigate unless Jenelle files a police report.
Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom glory, is heartbroken because her asshole wreck of a husband, David Eason, killed her dog Nugget. David admits to shooting the dog and claims he was defending the very life of his young daughter Ensley. See that terrifying, huge, dangerous-looking animal in that picture? David just had to protect his family from that demon. Someone call THE QUEEN to knight this fellow: the dragon has been slain!
Radar Online says that the Columbus County Sheriff’s Department in North Carolina responded to a call from a male who claimed a dog was killed and David was the one who did it:
“A call was made today, and it was relayed that the woman’s husband had killed her dog. The Sheriff is out there right now investigating and there will be an incident report filed later.”
This was later confirmed to TMZ by the dog-slayer himself, David. Who proudly told them he killed the dog, and he did it to save his family. He’s an ALPHA MALE! HE PROTEC! HE SAVE! HE GOOD! ALPHAAAA! RUFFF-RUFFF-RUFFF-RUFFF!
While once David used to think of Nugget like this:
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He now thinks of Nugget as the devil. He sent TMZ a video of Nugget allegedly biting Ensley on the face.
That looks more like a little nip to me, David gave TMZ a pic of the “bite” on Ensley, but it looks just like a red spot. But it was enough for David to kill Nugget. Not give it away to a friend. Not give to a shelter. Not leave it at a park somewhere–literally put a bullet in it. And he has this to say:
“I dont give a damn what animal bites my baby on the face… whether it be your dog or mine, a dog is a dog and I dont put up with that shit at all. I’m all about protecting my family, it is my lifes mission.”
Jenelle doesn’t feel very safe, she’s just heartbroken. She posted a small memoriam to her poor deceased Nugget on Instagram:
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Nugget… I’m crying everyday. I love you so much and I’m so sorry. I’m speechless. You were my side kick and knew the moment I felt bad and would cuddle with me. You still had a lot to learn and a lot to grow from your lessons. Everyday I wake up you’re not here, when I come home you’re not here, when I go to bed… you’re not here. You’re gone forever and there’s no coming back. #Heartbroken #Distraught ???
And Psycho David had more to say to TMZ:
“Some people are worth killing or dying for and my family means that much to me. You can hate me all you want but this isnt the first time the dog bit Ensley aggressively. The only person that can judge weather or not a animal is a danger to MY CHILD is ME.”
Can the police judge whether this person is a danger to society? Because I sure the fuck think so. Wanna see what happened when the Secret Service showed up to ask him about alleged threats against politicians?
You know what every loving father has a ton of? Poison darts.