It’s official, Seth Rogen’s hot now. The Internet Commission On Who Can Get It rushed an emergency vote last night after pictures from his recent GQ cover story were submitted and Seth’s in. He joins an elite group of PowerPotheads who’ve made the cut as highly fuckable celebrities called the FOP (friends of Pitt). It turns out a lot of people’s ideal man is a high functioning pothead with a Canadian accent and a good stylist. Also must love dogs. Seth’s cover shot features his beloved pooch Zelda.
Here’s Seth’s cover.
ZELDA IS ON THE COVER OF GQ! I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD. pic.twitter.com/C1hAxTPCEJ
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 21, 2019
Ever since he stopped dating James Franco (publicly at least), Seth’s done a great job of not saying stupid shit and minding his own business. These days, that’s about all it takes. The bar is that low. Now he’s gone from schlubby sidekick to schlubby leading man, and the internet just can’t get enough.
seth rogen didn’t have to snap so hard with his 2019 GQ cover! pic.twitter.com/z2t5ALDzpX
— c (@chuuzus) May 21, 2019
Everyone told me I was crazy for having a crush on Seth Rogen but do you see? DO YOU SEE NOW?? pic.twitter.com/Cc6Airm0nn
— Luc (@ellkay_) May 21, 2019
now that i'm finally home lemme just say this seth rogen hot weather silks energy (aka 70s Bollywood) is really doing something for me pic.twitter.com/LB5lbRYU6C
— discourse wallah 3000 (@krutika) May 22, 2019
I totally get it. Seth’s the fantasy boyfriend that would never shame you for following your worst impulses to stay in bed all day smoking pot and watching at least 20 minutes of every recommended video that pops up on Netflix. He wouldn’t be sexually demanding, a lazy handjob in between sandwiches he’d get up and make for you would be enough for him. That’s obviously just the the fantasy, the reality is that he probably works pretty hard.
In addition to starring in and producing The Long Shot with Charlize Theron (whom he credits for inspiring him to up his fashion game), he voices Pumbaa in the upcoming The Lion King. He also founded his own marijuana company and makes decorative ashtrays.
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With Seth you’re not just getting a fantasy stoner man, you’re also getting a fantasy rich man. If neither of you feels like getting up to make a sandwich, Seth probably has a Platinum Postmates account so you can have whatever you want. Expect for Seth, he’s a married man.