Category: Morning Wood
Morning Wood
Daryl Hannah arrested for face abuse – Popeater
Looney Laurie from “She’s Got The Look” explains her breakdown, still sounds crazy – SOW
Christian Bale and Batman are fucking done professionally – I’m Not Obsessed
The reviews from Transformers have convinced me that I need to see this epic display of suckery….preferably while on a mind-altering drug – Celebitchy
President Obama needs appoint George Clooney as our new surgeon general – ICYDK
Kim Zolciak’s wig has found a temporary home on the head of Heidi Klum’s Barbie doll – Popbytes
Speaking of wigs found in the gutter – Holy Moly!
Beyonce and her charitable heart hold a food drive for Basement Baby – Socialite Life
Cameron Diaz’s pizza elbows – Scandalist
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Gene Simmons approves of you pissing all over his face – Best Week Ever
“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.” – Celebitchy
Megan Fox thinks we give a dick. Which I guess I do since I’m posting about it. Damn her. – ICYDK
Sarah Palin should really send Letterman a fruit basket as a thanks for keeping her name in the news – Popeater
Topless pictures of Brody Jenner aren’t what they used to be – Socialite Life
Janice Dickinson had to go to the hospital, because she couldn’t take a caca – I’m Not Obsessed
Marilyn Manson’s exclusive and ultra-plush shit box – Holy Moly!
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Michael Phelps has a little Spitz above his mouth – TMZ
Art Break: Fallen Fairy Princesses – JPG Magazine
Warning to Madrid! Warning to Madrid! Close your borders NOW! – Celebitchy
Boo! Hiss! MiserAlba is not going to prison for effing up Oklahoma City – ICYDK
REFUND: Ashley Jizzdale gives a bunk ass “lapdance” to an Obama impersonator – Popeater
After sleeping off her hangover, SuBo will return to the stage tonight! – E! Online
Because Jacko’s life couldn’t get any weirder, The Hulk is now his trainer – I’m Not Obsessed
Chris Pine or the unabomber? – Popbytes
Brad Pitt and family donated $1 million of their own cash to St. John’s Hospital – Socialite Life
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Before the love was lost: Peter Andre looking for any peens that might have been left behind in Katie Price’s yes-yes hole – Holy Moly!
Daddy Spears and KFed made a deal. Brit Brit gets more time with her Cheetolings and KFed gets more cheeseburgers – Celebitchy
St. Angie said “fuck no” to Harper’s Bazaar – ICYDK
Jessica Simpson wearing one of Mr. Furley’s favorite sleepytime shirts – I’m Not Obsessed
Gene Simmons needs to eff himself in the culo with his own tongue – Scandalist
Robert Buckley is joining the cast of “One Tree Hill.” Hopefully, he’s playing a character who is deathly allergic to wearing clothes – Socialite Life
Birds with arms – Urlesque
House is the most popular TV show in the universe!!! – HuffPo
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Who needs to attend a class at the Learning Annex on “Why we use toilet paper“? – Socialite Life
Bret Michaels will risk his life to try and pleasure a woman. The women of the world responded with: “Don’t bother.” – Celebitchy
Isn’t this the way Mickey Rourke usually dresses? – ICYDK
YES! Joy Behar got her own talk show – E! Online
UsWeekly is going for some kind of record – Popeater
Bethenny Frankel’s face is here, and her nipples are here – Celebslam
It’s always drinkin’ time for Danny DeVINO – SOW
Dear Max Drummey, please get the word “CUNTARD” tattooed on your forehead – Holy Moly!
The magical unicorns are on the line, they are wondering why RPattz is trying to suffocate them – I’m Not Obsessed
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5 videos of drunk ass bitches falling over. Fess up! Which one stars you? – Buzzfeed
The co-star of Bratz: The Movie calls Obama a “false prophet” – Celebitchy
Who cares about the wig! Why is Kim Kardassian in O Magazine? And I don’t mean “Orgasm Magazine.” – ICYDK
Dawson’s marriage goes down the creek – SOW
LiLo’s self-tanner will make you look like you got a Dirty Sanchez from someone who was having a seizure – Popeater
Evan Rachel Wood is still kissing a methface – Socialite Life
The Australian media is destroying Gordon Ramsay – Holy Moly!
Gerald Butler’s got those “I Just Drank Boooze” eyes – I’m Not Obsessed
Lil’ Kim needs a Cuchini – Concrete Loop