Morning Wood
June 11, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Who needs to attend a class at the Learning Annex on “Why we use toilet paper“? – Socialite Life
Bret Michaels will risk his life to try and pleasure a woman. The women of the world responded with: “Don’t bother.” – Celebitchy
Isn’t this the way Mickey Rourke usually dresses? – ICYDK
YES! Joy Behar got her own talk show – E! Online
UsWeekly is going for some kind of record – Popeater
Bethenny Frankel’s face is here, and her nipples are here – Celebslam
It’s always drinkin’ time for Danny DeVINO – SOW
Dear Max Drummey, please get the word “CUNTARD” tattooed on your forehead – Holy Moly!
The magical unicorns are on the line, they are wondering why RPattz is trying to suffocate them – I’m Not Obsessed
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