Category: Morning Wood
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Rojo Caliente and legal weed together in one place!!!1!1!!!! Excuse me while I paddle my ass to Amsterdam in a dingy boat made from an old shopping cart – Gespot
Who cares if Jessica and Justin are still butt fucking each other! There’s more important questions that need answering like: what in the Donald Duck diaper Hell is she wearing?! – Celebitchy
The terrorists have won – Socialite Life
I think being married to Sean Penn for all these years messed up Robin Wright even more than modeling did – I’m Not Obsessed
MY NO-NO NEEDS PICTURES OF THIS! MY NO-NO NEEDS PICTURES OF THIS! MY NO-NO NEEDS PICTURES OF THIS! – Holy Moly!
Johnny Depp is a saint – ICYDK
File this under: More proof that Hollywood hates humanity – SOW
Courtney Love being Courtney Love – Scandalist
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Terrence Howard drowned in his own saliva after watching this – Videogum
Doogie Howser should host everything – SOW
Hayden Panettiere is not apologizing for being a dumb fuck – Popeater
Dakota Fanning proving that she can strut for her life on any episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race – Socialite Life
Peter Andre surrounded by a bunch of skanky tits. Some things never change. – Holy Moly!
Paula Abdul will follow-up her poignant and important performance in her Rush Rush video with a guest-starring role on some Lifetime show – Scandalist
Wake me when Karen Duffy guest stars on Gossip Girl – I’m Not Obsessed
Pauly Shore is planning to sue Bruno. The reason? He wants everyone to know he still exists – ICYDK
Tameka Foster says she dick slapped Usher’s nalgas just a week before he filed for The Big D – Celebitchy
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Daddy Warfucks (on purpose typo) is looking hot – I’m Not Obsessed
The ping-pong game continues…. Debbie Rowe says she is the mother – Celebitchy
But America does not love this Project Runway on Lifetime promo – ICYDK
The SyFy Channel to start airing The Tommy & Katie Show – SOW
The worst job in the UK: Katie Price’s snatch blocker – Holy Moly!
Save it, Hayden, we’ve all seen a newborn hippo nekkid – Socialite Life
When is Basement Baby going to get her own fashion line for DOTS? – YBF
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Michael Jackson’s image will forever live on the pristine skin of Jodie Marsh – Holy Moly!
Diane Keaton better lock herself in the safe house until further notice – SOW
The bitch who got dumped on The Bachelor is trying the whole “engagement” thing again – Popeater
Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard should switch hair – Socialite Life
Little Lord Ty Ty – The Bastardly
The hairless wonder in one of Tommy Girl’s party outfits again – I’m Not Obsessed
Eddie Van Halen got married – ICYDK
I think Usher should start by checking if Tameka has a real uterus or not – Celebitchy
Megan Fox as a brain-eating zombie. This is fitting since my brain eats away at itself whenever I read one of her quotes – Popoholic
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Nothing says true love (or high-class affair) like a giant sidewalk portrait – Socialite Life
Vadge shows off her new limited-edition babypack – Celebitchy
Sorry Chuck Bass, your luscious carpet of chest hair isn’t going to distract from that humongous pimple on your precious face – SOW
Bernie Madoff will get out of jail when he’s like 200 years old or something – Gawker
Lady CaCa needs to wipe those cholita eyebrows from her oinky face at once! – Holy Moly!
Chris Brown should be thankful that he’s not doing a Michael Jackson tribute in the middle of a prison cafeteria – I’m Not Obsessed
Understatement of the century – ICYDK
Get ready to jack it until your genitals fall off, because a John Edwards sex tape is cumming – NYDN
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Katy Perry stars in Big Chichi Pizza – Celebslam
Tommy Girl is the one who wanted Stepford Katie to do a dance tribute to Judy Garland. Don’t you leave it when the joke is just handed to you on a silver platter? – Celebitchy
I’d rather Johnny Depp tip me in the no-no – ICYDK
Carmen Electra found the quickest way to looking like a complete dumbass – SOW
But is she in the “alien way?” – I’m Not Obsessed
Grandma Wrinkle should be on the cover instead – Socialite Life
Praze Jeebus! Miley Cyrus’ old piece got a new tattoo – Popeater
Guess which dick bag got their own Vh1 dating show? I’ll give you a hint: BUNION LICKER – Vh1 Blog
Katie Price is angry – Holy Moly!