Category: Morning Wood
Morning Wood
Eugene Mirman should speak at every school graduation – Buzzfeed
The power of the Twihards knows no bounds – Celebitchy
Nicollette Sheridan’s new hair brings out the botox in her forehead – SOW
Stop calling Ed Westwick “Chuck Fatass” – ICYDK
Miley Cyrus totally wrote “HAVE A AWESUM SUMMER” on Gaston’s folder – I’m Not Obsessed
Kelly Bensimon gets two days of community service for Ike Turnering her ex-boyfriend. That’s cute! – Popeater
Ceiling Eyes recycles – Scandalist
This is what happens to you when you wear the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt – Urlesque
Geri Halliwell’s boyfriend is trying to eat her belly button, because he thinks it’s an M&M – Holy Moly!
Expect Karen Olivo to start going by the name Rhinestone, Conceited or Olivia K – Gawker
One of the High School Musical twinkies got buff – Socialite Life
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“These bitches have no idea what I’ve been through!” – Gawker
Stand by your drunkcheating maaaaaaan: The Diane Lane edition – Celebitchy
In today’s “Jennifer Aniston is drunk texting exes” news – ICYDK
Liam Gallagher’s raging ego must have short-circuited the board – Holy Moly!
Kelly Clarkson is tired of the fat jokes! (since we’re all made of evil insert your fat joke here) – Yahoo’s OMG!
Asshole Simpson is drunk, pregnant and angry. Yup, she’s related to Papa Joe – Scandalist
Doesn’t Oprah know that her word is the bible to some crazy fanhos? – I’m Not Obsessed
Sandra Bullock is going to be single soon, because no mortal man can resists the charms of Betty White – Socialite Life
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Eminem embraced getting a face full of Bruno’s sweet butt cakes – I’m Not Obsessed
The most inappropriate wedding songs – Urlesque
Is LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s shit TV movie about to come out on DVD or something? – Celebitchy
Patrick Swayze’s The Beast has been caged – Popeater
The most exciting thing about Kristen Stewart is her shaky leg syndrome – Socialite Life
Johnny Depp needs a lil’ more Photoshop. DON’T SHANK ME!!! – The Frisky
Xtina gives us FACE! FACE! BEAUTY! FACE! – ICYDK
News you can fart to: Tila Tequila is not pregnant – Celebslam
Peaches Geldof is right – Holy Moly!
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This is how Scarecrow Reeves scowls at a bottle of shampoo too – SOW
Chicaboo got into a fight with a bowl of peroxide and lost – Holy Moly!
Kendra poses in front of her future employer – The Bastardly
It’s too bad the robber didn’t steal those fugly shoes Eminem’s wearing too – Celebitchy
Kate Gosselin before her signature beaver dyke ‘do – Popeater
This is the closest Zachary Quinto will ever get to a pussay strip – Socialite Life
Evan Rachel Wood has upgraded – I’m Not Obsessed
It’s time to feed me to the hongray wolves, because I actually agree with Spencer Twatt – ICYDK
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Now I know why Eddie Murphy bumped b-holes with T-Girl Scary Spice – SOW
Britain’s Got Crazies – ICYDK
This picture would be better if Ryan Reynolds had his top off and Sandra Bullock was halfway across town – Socialite Life
The wolves in the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt look more realistic than the one in the New Moon trailer – Best Week Ever
Never Ending. NEVER. – I’m Not Obsessed
Cristiano Ronaldo sunning his perfectly manicured eyebrows in Sardinia – Holy Moly!
Tanked Girl – Popeater
Zac Efron needs to drop the twink mop and pick up the Gosselin dyke ‘do – The Bastardly
Sugartits is going to shut down the Church of Brangelina if Brad Pitt doesn’t stop making fun of him – Celebitchy
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ICYMI: Spectacular from Pretty Ricky has earned his name thanks to his sexay day-shift stripper moves! Why did I feel like I was covered in dried-up lube after watching this? – The Fury
Non-reader and CAPS aficionado Kanye West will write a book that contains some blank pages. This has to make complete sense to you – Idolator
Jon & Kate ruin JLo’s reality show dreams – Celebitchy
A beautiful nude photograph of Vadge & Guy is up on the auction block – Popbytes
Kate Gosselin’s new cookbook: 101 recipes using your husband’s nuts – I’m Not Obsessed
Even if they paid Katherine Heeeeeeigl in Camel Cash and phlegm balls it would still be too much – Scandalist
“Kris Allen is without a doubt the American Idol…thanks to a few million votes we threw his way” – ICYDK
A big sloppy vagina who also likes big sloppy vaginas – Holy Moly!
Janice Dickinson makes America proud! – Socialite Life
A gold-plated painkiller: Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman and Mackenzie Phillips under one roof?! – Vh1 Blog
Guy needs to take a few dozen dolls if he really believes he can direct this shit – SOW