Morning Wood
June 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Before the love was lost: Peter Andre looking for any peens that might have been left behind in Katie Price’s yes-yes hole – Holy Moly!
Daddy Spears and KFed made a deal. Brit Brit gets more time with her Cheetolings and KFed gets more cheeseburgers – Celebitchy
St. Angie said “fuck no” to Harper’s Bazaar – ICYDK
Jessica Simpson wearing one of Mr. Furley’s favorite sleepytime shirts – I’m Not Obsessed
Gene Simmons needs to eff himself in the culo with his own tongue – Scandalist
Robert Buckley is joining the cast of “One Tree Hill.” Hopefully, he’s playing a character who is deathly allergic to wearing clothes – Socialite Life
Birds with arms – Urlesque
House is the most popular TV show in the universe!!! – HuffPo
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