Category: Michael Avenatti
Michael Avenatti Was Arrested And Released On Bail For Felony Domestic Violence
Michael Avanatti, full of hubris and wielding a huge power boner, has flown too close to the sun and, allegedly, punched it in the face. Avanatti The Got Caughtti (I’m grieving, cut me some slack!) was arrested for felony domestic abuse on Wednesday. According to TMZ, Michael is accused of laying hands on a woman on Tuesday, and was arrested on Wednesday after his alleged victim (who is not his estranged wife, as was originally reported) caused a scene in front of a luxury apartment complex in the Century City neighborhood in Los Angeles.
Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Said He Was At The VMA’s For Political Purposes
When Michael Avenatti showed up to last night’s MTV VMAs, most people wondered why his ass was there. I mean, beyond just to be the DADDIEST of pieces of daddy eye candy. While Michael spends his days dragging Donald Trump through the mud on behalf of his client, Stormy Daniels, he also basically said the VMAs are a great way to connect with young-ass voters who don’t get their jollies off to the primetime lineup of MSNBC. Yes, he’s actually taking this presidential run seriously. Sadly, kicking off his campaign didn’t include a cameo in “Chun-Li” with Nicki Minaj.
Stormy Daniels’ Strip Club Arrest Was Most Likely Pre-Planned
Two weeks ago, Stormy Daniels was arrested while performing at Sirens strip club in Columbus, Ohio for mutual motorboating of a female strip club patron, who later turned out to be an undercover cop. Ohio has a very strict no-touching rule when it comes to strippers. The charges were dismissed 12 hours later, as Stormy isn’t an Ohio stripper, but a guest from out of town.
Not long after Stormy’s arrest, Michael Avenatti accused the Columbus Police Department of setting up a sting. A source told TMZ that Michael was on the right track, and that Stormy had been targeted. The Fayette Advocate now says they’ve been contacted by a whistleblower from the City of Columbus, who provided them with emails proving Stormy was set up.
Somebody Took A Pick Axe To Donald Trump’s Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Somebody has had it, and that somebody is all of us. Well, most of us. Every couple of weeks or so, Donald Trump says or does something egregiously awful or we learn about something he already did or said that was egregiously awful, or he’s caught in an egregiously awful lie, and we all hold our breath for a moment, hoping upon hope, that this is what finally does him in and then… nothing. Red, White and Blue balls for everyone! So when CNN got hold of one of the Michael Cohen pre-election, secret recordings of The Donald discussing a cash pay-off to kill a story about an alleged affair he had with Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal, people braced for impact.
Unfortunately, instead of hearing the exuberant strains of 20 Mariachi bands, the USC marching band and The Vienna Boys Choir all exalting together, we got one, dented sad trombone fart. Nothing (has) happened (yet). Well one of us had had enough with the bullshit and took it upon himself to brave the 3:00 AM Hollywood Blvd creep parade and take a pick axe to Donald Trump’s star on the Walk of Fame.
Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Threatens To Out James Woods As A #MeToo Creep
It’s no secret that James Woods loves running his mouth off on Twitter (it’s how he recently found himself without an agent). He also loves Donald Trump. So James was very upset when the people of London, England greeted Trump with a giant orange baby balloon on Friday. Lawyer for Stormy Daniels, enemy of Trump, and the internet’s favorite legal hunk Michael Avenatti happened to be in London during Trump’s visit and spoke live with BBC News. I would have figured that James Woods was the type who owned a special TV that played only Fox News and The Hard Way, but apparently James also gets BBC News.
Christie Brinkley And Michael Avenatti Were Spotted Getting “Cozy” At A Restaurant
Christie Brinkley, the embodiment of the Forever 21 lifestyle, was dining at The American Hotel in Sag Harbor, NY with her family when a sexy cueball rolled up to her table and started chatting her up. TMZ reports that Michael Avenatti was also dining at The American Hotel and “pulled up a chair toward the end of the meal”. Then, after the rest of her party left, he and Christie enjoyed some laughs and “got super cozy”. TMZ shared some very grainy pics of the two who are seen either smiling and laughing, or, disintegrating into ash on some infinity stone.
Christie Brinkley Dines with Stormy Daniels' Lawyer, Michael Avenatti https://t.co/xKEqKDL84q
— TMZ (@TMZ) May 14, 2018
According to TMZ:
It’s unclear what exactly they were discussing, but we imagine one subject might’ve come up — Donald Trump. She’s claimed Trump hit on her while he was married to Ivana Trump, and when she was dating Billy. She said Trump invited her to Aspen on his private jet … she declined.
I love that Avenatti The Hottie keeps finding shady new ways to troll Donald. Even though he was being spied on the in restaurant, he still took the time to talk to TMZ about his relationship with Christie.
Avenatti tells us he and Christie are friends. He says she’s a “classy, smart woman with great insight.”
Avenatti, you beautiful, shady son of a bitch!
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