Category: Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson’s Role In The “Chicken Run” Sequel Is Going To Be Recast
Hollywood has decided that after twenty years, they’re going to make a sequel to the 2000 animated film, Chicken Run. Sure, why not? Who couldn’t use some more talking chickens in their lives? The only problem is that Mel Gibson starred in the original film, which means that in theory, he’d be brought back to voice Rocky the rooster. That also means that there was probably at least a handful of cast and crew members that made the same “Oh shit” face as that chicken behind Mel’s right shoulder. But they can rest assured there will be no problematic comments grunted from Mel in the recording booth, because the role of Rocky is getting recast.
Winona Ryder Gave An Example Of Keanu Reeves Being The Best And Of Mel Gibson Being Homophobic And Antisemitic
The universe giveth and the universe taketh away. On this day, the universe tapped Winona Ryder, who in a recent Sunday Times UK interview, givethed us yet another example of Keanu Reeves’ superior character. But the universe taketh the good vibes away by reminding us that Mel Gibson is an antisemitic turd that’s been sitting around too long and is all sun-bleached and crumbly.
In the interview, Winona talked about the time Francis Ford Coppola instructed all her male co-stars to call her a whore until she cried while filming a scene for Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Keanu refused, and not because his accent was so atrocious he was afraid one of the prop guys would come running over with an oar or something. Winona also revisited the story of the time Mel asked her if she was an “oven dodger” at a cocktail party. Sorry, just keep picturing Keanu standing there in a Victorian suit with an oar in his hand, looking confused and saying “whoa.”
Mel Gibson And Shia LaBeouf Are Doing A Movie Together, And It’s Already Kind Of A Mess
And no, it’s not a documentary or PSA about the dangers of being a complete asshole. Well, not in the technical sense; it does appear to be a movie about rich assholes.
Variety reports that Mel Gibson, hot on the heels of a (checks notes) Santa Claus movie (???) and Shia LaBeouf, who recently played his own greasy dad, have signed on to an upcoming film called Rothchild. It’s already causing problems, and not for the reasons you might immediately assume when reading a story about Mel Gibson or Shia LaBeouf.
Mel Gibson Is Going To Play Santa Claus In A New Christmas Movie Called “Fatman”
Many, many moons ago there was a time when people wouldn’t mind having Mel Gibson slide down their chimneys and chomp on their cookies during Christmastime, or any other time for that matter because Mel was hot! But that was years before he transformed into a racist-spewing anti-semitic resident of CrazyTown. And now he’s going to dress up in a red suit, give out gifts, and slapping at menorahs in Fatman. Mel will be checking his list twice to see if his name has finally been removed from the naughty side (SPOILER ALERT: It hasn’t).
Looks Like Mel Gibson’s “The Passion Of The Christ” Sequel Is Really Happening
Jesus Christ portrayer Jim Caviezel has some very exciting news to share. He got interviewed by USA Today! But that’s not even the most exciting part. Jim says we’ve got to hold onto our pants because Mel Gibson is going to raise his career from the dead by making a sequel to 2004’s The Passion of The Christ. So no, apparently Mel has not been cancelled. The lucky bastard got his bullshit grandfathered in.
A Remake Of “What Women Want” Is Happening Edition
Here’s a really scary idea that is also terrible. Deadline reports that Paramount Players is going to remake the already terrifying Nancy Meyers movie What Women Want starring Mel Gibson, only this time it’s gender reversed and stars Taraji P. Henson and is called What Men Want!