Night Crumbs

July 16, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Gamers who also get wet in the tip for Henry Cavill are probably taking the day off from gaming today. Because how in the hell are they going to work a controller when they’re dealing with a severe case of arthritis after furiously fapping while watching Henry nerd out by handling some hardware as he built a gaming PC from scratch in somebody’s grandma’s living room (those curtains give it away) – Pajiba

If a serving of Matt Damon chichis do it for you, here you go. Although, if you’re one of his Brooklyn Heights neighbors who had to deal with him closing down the block to move into his lavish penthouse, then I’m guessing his chichis will never do it for you – Lainey Gossip

When I was 27, hanging out with a teenager I wasn’t related to sounded like hell, but not to Cara Delevingne who was papped ~canoodling~ with 18-year-old Kaia Gerber at a Black Lives Matter protest yesterday, which means they’re totally together, have moved in together, and will be married by the time I press publish on this post – Just Jared

Now whenever Sebastian Bach sings Get The Fuck Out, he’s singing it to Donald Trump – Celebitchy

Even if Miz Cracker stared at the wall for 10 hours, her day would be more interesting than mine – OMG Blog

Nina Agdal is that girl who’d get a firecracker popsicle from the paleta man as we all judged her for her basic tastes before getting some real gourmet shit like the Pink Panther bar – Popoholic

An ode to Lydia Cornell – Kenneth In The (212)

A Fletch reboot starring Jon Hamm is happening, maybe – Variety

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