I’m afraid we haven’t seen the last of Che Diaz. Since Twitter had such a raucous time roasting And Just Like That, it seemed inevitable that HBO would take credit for starting a “cultural conversation” and renew it for a second season. And according to The Hollywood Reporter, that’s exactly what happened. AJLT, HBO’s sort-of sequel to Sex And The City, will be returning, and given that most of the success of the first season seemed largely due to humanity’s inability to look away from the sight of blood-soaked overalls, mangled Monolos and characters eviscerated beyond recognition, I fear we can expect even more of the same.
Glamour, Thy Name Is “And Just Like That.” Here’s The First Full Trailer For The “Sex And The City” Revival
People suffering from Sex and The City blue balls are about to get a long-overdue release. Much like a seductive, sexually liberated woman, And Just Like That has been slowly revealing herself to us, teasingly removing one layer at a time. First, a glove. And to our horror, the hand it was on was missing a finger. The best finger at that! No, not that finger, the middle one. And that was almost a year ago that we learned Kim Cattrall’s Samantha would definitely not be appearing in it. The tease has continued apace all this year with one slow, boring reveal after another and here we are, on the precipice of a climax and we still ain’t seen nary a nipple. That’s because Carrie’s been walking these streets wearing so many damn clothes she looks like the bed at a buzzy Upper East Side house party on a chilly autumn night. But now, with just over a week to go before it premieres on HBO Max, AJLT has finally shrugged off her blouse and the full trailer is out.
People still get their panties in a bunch anytime the non-Charlotte cast members of Sex And The City do something, and lately that was limited to hissing like alley cats at each other. None of them could stand it when Kim Cattrall saved the movie industry by putting the kibosh on Sex And The City 3. It didn’t take Cynthia Nixon long to find her next career move, and it didn’t entail dressing a mop in a cocktail dress and calling it Samantha. Instead, she’s running to be the governor of New York, and her former castmates have a different reaction to her non-SATC news than they did to Kim’s. Continue reading
Stanford Blatch Isn’t Only Holding Carrie Bradshaw’s Fendi Baguette, He’s Using It To Smack At Samantha Jones
All together: THIS AGAIN.
In case you’ve been focusing on more important matters (like doing a study on how long does it really take for paint to dry on a wall) and haven’t been following the war between Kim Cattrall and everyone else from Sex and the City, let me throw it down real quick for you.
The Daily Mail got the messiness started by reporting that Kim’s diva bitch shenanigans and crazy demands were keeping a third Sex and the City movie from terrorizing our senses. Sarah Jessica Parker responded by only saying that a third movie isn’t happening. Kim defended herself by saying that the only demand she made was to not do another movie. Kristin Davis cried about it on Instagram, and Willie Garson (who played Carrie’s gay sidekick Stanford Blatch) popped his head into the shit storm to say that the rumors from The Daily Mail were true. Kim kept on defending herself and talked to smug butt plug in a suit Piers Morgan about the situation. Kim said that SJP could’ve been nicer about her not wanting to do another movie, and she dropped a fart on her ex-castmates for not supporting her decision.
And here we are now, and here’s Stanford Blatch to come at Samantha Jones for a second time.