And Now You’ve Gone Too Far!

You know how Jonathan Rhys Meyers was banned from United Airlines after he got drunk and flipped out when officials refused to let him on a flight from NYC to L.A.? Well, Radar is saying that the N word made an unwanted cameo appearance during JRM’s freakout sponsored by Grey Goose. And by that I don’t mean that JRM tried to order another “naranja” and vodka. No, apparently JRM used THAT N word. From Radar:

When airline workers noticed the actor drinking and getting out of control they prevented him from boarding the flight to Los Angeles, a source at the airport told us.

As the incident unfolded, Meyers, growing furious, flung the ‘N’ word, the source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. He had been drinking vodka and it was before 7 am. It is unclear if the actor was directing the word toward an individual or just spewing it without a specific target.

The Tudors star used the racial slur as he was being informed by the airline that they were not going to allow him to board the plane.

Why?!!!! Out of all the words JRM could’ve used, why did his mouth shit that one out? If he threw the “cunt” word, everybody on the plane would’ve clapped and gave him a standing ovation! If the “Limbaugh” word jumped off his tongue, people would’ve shifted in their seats a bit, but they would’ve quickly forgiven him. But the N word? Captain, drop the ear plugs and close the doors.

If this is true STAINS is no longer going to share his cupcakes with JRM. Actually, I think STAINS just threw JRM a side-eye. It’s that serious. Even Satan would jump in a pool of holy water after getting a side-eye from STAINS.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Is Still A Mess

In case you don’t know already, the equation is: Jonathan Rhys Meyers + airplanes + booze = a fucking disaster! That’s because Radar is saying that STAINS’ favorite staring contest competitor has been banned from United Airlines and is no longer allowed to fly them ever again. Buzz killers.

Officials at United Airlines put JRM on their permanent black list after he got tanked like an Amish teenager and acted like a major asshole when the flight attendants refused to let him board the plane at JFK. Sources say that even though it was early in the morning, JRM swallowed cup after cup of the sweet nectar and slowly became a belligerent wreck.

An employee from United confirmed that JRM is no longer one of their friends, but they wouldn’t give up any details.

This isn’t the first or second time JRM has freaked out on a plane. In 2007, he was arrested for acting like a drunk fool at a Dublin airport. And if you get arrested in Ireland for being a drunk fool then you really must be taking shit to new levels. Beyond WHYDOYOURIDEHIPPOS.

A couple of years later, the French put him into handcuffs when he attacked a bitch at Charles de Gaulle airport. JRM has also tried the rehab thing a few times.

So if one of your dreams is to get punched, slapped or spit on by JRM when he’s in one of his drunken rages, then don’t fly United.

And actually, maybe JRM should stay away from planes from now on. Maybe he should travel by car, bus, train, inner tube or donkey. Hell, I’ll even put on a saddle and take JRM where he needs to go. I would never ban him from my back. I might bite his ass or slap at him, but he’ll always have a place on my back. I should get in line, right?

The Magical Unicorn Forest Has Wilted

Robert Pattinson showed up to the BAFTAs in London last night looking like he accidentally grabbed the lube bottle instead of the bottle of Dep gel. We’ve all made that mistake before (just nod like you mean it), but this is absolutely dreadful. It’s like his scalp is crying greasy hair tears. Maybe this is the result of his allergic reaction to vaginas. I mean, James Cameron was there.

RPattz could’ve at least thrown a Bumpit in there for a little height. The sparkle vamp isn’t the same unless he looks like he just chewed on a live wire. Hopefully, this is just a one-time fuck up and the unicorns will be back soon to frolic. Moving on…

Everyone seems to think that the big surprise of the BAFTAs was that The Hurt Locker won a bunch of shit. But to me, the biggest surprise was that Kristen Stewart actually won something, and it wasn’t for Best Impersonation of a Cardboard Cutout.

Here’s some of the winners last night, click here for a full list.

Best Film: The Hurt Locker
Outstanding British Film: Fish Tank
Best Director: Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Best Original Screenplay: Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker
Best Adapted Screenplay: Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner, Up In The Air
Best Actor: Colin Firth, A Single Man
Best Actress: Carey Mulligan, An Education
Best Supporting Actor: Chrisoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
Best Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique, Precious
Rising Star: Kristen Stewart

And here’s a few pictures of the winners, losers and those who were just there for a free gift bag. They are: RPattz, Carey Mulligan, Colin Firth with his wife Livia, Gabourey Sidibe, Guy Pearce, two late-in-life lesbians in love, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers with his girlfriend Reena, Kate Winslet, Clive Owen with Kathryn Bigelow, Kristen Stewart, Matt Dillon, Loki’s true soulmate with his fiance Elena, Prince Willy and Tom Ford.

King Henry VIII Was Not That Big Of A Slut

Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who plays King Henry VIII on The Tudors, says that Henry was not really the mega manwhore everyone thinks he was. According to JRM, you can get fucky with at least 20 people before you’re considered a ho fo sho.

He explained, “In The Tudors I’ve only slept with like 22 people. In The Tudors I’ve only slept with like 22 people,” he said. “Which is not bad because if I go out in London on a Saturday night and I say to some handsome young dude or some handsome young girl that’s standing in the club: ‘How many people have you slept with this year’? ‘Er about 50′. So it’s not so much. Henry was much more prudish in history than we portray him in The Tudors. But sex happened and sex was very much a matter of state then.”

I’ll co-sign everything JRM said. Back then, you spent your days stabbing bitches, eating turkey legs (I’ve been to Medieval Times) and sexing on hos, so 22 people is nothing. Shit, even today 22 dicks is considered pilgrim-ish. Hardcore sluts go through 22 different genitals in one week! If you’re Parasite Hilton, your Venus Peen Snatch swallows up 22 wangs while walking down the block.

And let’s not get into telling each other how many sex partners we’ve had. It’s just a number! Besides, I don’t think the type of math needed to figure out that number has been invented yet.

VIA Showbiz Spy