King Henry VIII Was Not That Big Of A Slut

Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who plays King Henry VIII on The Tudors, says that Henry was not really the mega manwhore everyone thinks he was. According to JRM, you can get fucky with at least 20 people before you’re considered a ho fo sho.

He explained, “In The Tudors I’ve only slept with like 22 people. In The Tudors I’ve only slept with like 22 people,” he said. “Which is not bad because if I go out in London on a Saturday night and I say to some handsome young dude or some handsome young girl that’s standing in the club: ‘How many people have you slept with this year’? ‘Er about 50′. So it’s not so much. Henry was much more prudish in history than we portray him in The Tudors. But sex happened and sex was very much a matter of state then.”

I’ll co-sign everything JRM said. Back then, you spent your days stabbing bitches, eating turkey legs (I’ve been to Medieval Times) and sexing on hos, so 22 people is nothing. Shit, even today 22 dicks is considered pilgrim-ish. Hardcore sluts go through 22 different genitals in one week! If you’re Parasite Hilton, your Venus Peen Snatch swallows up 22 wangs while walking down the block.

And let’s not get into telling each other how many sex partners we’ve had. It’s just a number! Besides, I don’t think the type of math needed to figure out that number has been invented yet.

VIA Showbiz Spy