Pamela Anderson Has A New Bodyguard Boyfriend And Called Her 12-Day “Marriage” To Jon Peters A “Bizarre Lunch”
2020 started off with 53-year-old Pamela Anderson “marrying” 75-year-old Hollywood producer, Jon Peters. They broke up 12 days later and ever since Pamela has been dismissing the relationship harder than Alex Trebek when someone brings up Chaka Khan. She has previously said that it was barely a marriage, it wasn’t a legal thing and called it a “whirlwind.” But despite it all, she’d love to get married again. Well, Pamela might be working on that, because she’s got a new bodyguard boyfriend who lives on her Vancouver compound. And she’s also continuing to wave away her “marriage” to Jon Peters by calling it “a bizarre lunch.” Bizarre lunch is a great name for a sadomasochist sex act where you marry someone that you’re not really into.
Page Six says that Pamela has moved on with an unnamed bodyguard whose been working for her for around two years A source said that during the pandemic lockdown they grew very close and called it “the pandemic’s sexiest tryst.” I don’t know if I would ever put the words “pandemic” and “sexiest” in a phrase together by choice but hey. The source said:
“The pandemic has been wild for Pamela. She has a serious love interest… He’s in his 40s. A real man, finally. He knows how to handle her. It’s very cool to see. She’s completely comfortable, and they’re never out of each other’s sight.”
Glad he can handle her since apparently Jon dumped Pamela via-text because he was just too simple a man for her extravagantly sexy ways. Page Six has heard that Pam and Frank Farmer have been “jetting around Canada, camping out at chic hotels,” and are already “exclusive.” Pamela was his first celebrity client and she loves that he’s a regular dude:
“He’s not a Hollywood insider. That’s perfect for Pamela.”
As for Jon, Pamela responded to Page Six’s article about her bodyguard boyfriend and tweeted about how she was never legally married to Jon and there’s no hard feelings. She called her thing with Jon “a bizarre lunch,”–a “bizarre theatrical lunch.”
Pamela Anderson was never legally married to Jon Peters (life long family friend)
no hard feelings – no Marraige, no Divorce… just a bizarre theatrical lunch –
Pamela has a good sense of humor about it. https://t.co/KptFVBCaNc
— Pamela Anderson (@pamfoundation) September 5, 2020
Here’s hoping Pamela and her bodyguard pull through, though I feel for Julian Assange. If she’s distracted by love, how can she thwart assassination attempts?