Category: Influencers
A Nashville Influencer Denies She Faked A Motorcycle Accident For Instagram
Possibly faking a motorcycle accident for the Likes?! I don’t know what stage of the Apocalypse this will mark but I know it’s one of the late ones. Buzzfeed News says that there’s another influencer making headlines for their interesting choice of content-creation, which this time features the influencer suffering a motorcycle accident complete with a bottle of Smartwater in frame with the logo showing to us, the audience. The Kardashians have a new God!
Some Czech Fitness Influencers Got In Trouble For Splashing One Of Their Butts With Holy Water From A Temple In Bali
Vice has some Influencers-Acting-Out-Of-Pocket-In-A-Foreign-Country news, but good news America: They’re Czech! Two fitness influencers hailing from the Czech Republic went on one of those social media vacations where you go somewhere foreign and take pictures of your hot body and write inspirational quotes. This couple, Sabina Dolezalova and Zdenek Slouka, took their fitness love to Bali where they visited a temple there and proceeded to take lots of pictures and video of their antics. Some video included Zdenek splashing Sabina’s ass with holy water from the temple. This led to locals calling for tourists to be boycotted from their temples.
Today In “Lookout, We Have A Badass Over Here,” Olivia Jade Flips Off The Media
Olivia Jade must’ve been slowly dying inside over not being able to post on Instagram and all because her stupid parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo, RUINED EVERYTHING by getting caught allegedly paying her way into college so she go to game days and parties. Well, Olivia is back and she really showed the media by flipping ’em off while wearing a Snoop Dogg t-shirt. Obviously, Olivia is a real hard badass now that she’s experienced prison. Hey, not being able to post on Instagram is like prison to her.
Instagram Has Started Testing Hiding Likes “To Remove Pressure”
CNN reports that Facebook-owned Instagram is one step closer to removing the “Likes.” I know, what is even the point then? Sharing images and video? What about the element of popularity??? What will the Kardashians do!? Actually if Instagram did ruin the Kardashian/Jenner career path I would be so fucking excited about it–but they won’t. Nothing that evil falls so easily.
Influencers Are Being Cautioned About Taking Pictures At A Siberian Toxic Waste Dump
Influencers everywhere are generally more concerned with style over substance. Eastern European influencers in particular seem more concerned with style over having their entire epidermis become infected and inflamed by noxious chemicals or radiation poisoning. According to the New York Post, there’s a lake in Siberia that takes on an unearthly aquamarine color and Instagram influencers are flocking to it to get the shot. Only problem is, the lake isn’t actually a lake, it’s a man-made toxic waste dump and the water is that color because of the ash and chemicals dumped into it by the local coal plant. And the coal plant has issued a warning to Instagrammers to stay way from the water. Nethertheless, they persisted.
Open Post: Hosted By The Ice Cream Truck Owner Who’s Making Influencers Pay Double
In fights I did not see coming an ice cream truck owner is fighting with social media influencers. He’s calling them gross and letting them know that they have to pay for their ice cream like the rest of non-internet famous peasants. In fact, now they have to pay a penalty for being influencers. It’s the modern day Soup Nazi!