Earlier this month, we learned that Bradley Cooper was dating Huma Abedin, a former aide to Hillary Clinton and ex-wife of the notorious Anthony Weiner. Despite that unfortunate Weiner connection, 45-year-old Huma is everything a very serious actor entering his Clooney phase could want: age-appropriate, intelligent, political, super into human rights, blah, blah, and blah! Almost three weeks after the initial headlines, Page Six is reporting that Brad and Huma are still going strong: a witness allegedly spotted the two nuzzling and kissing while picking up bagels early Sunday morning in the Hamptons. Or… were they? Because both Bradley and Huma’s reps deny, deny, deny this scandalous bagel report! They insist that their clients weren’t even in the Hamptons! Well, shit. Either the reps are lying, or the dopplegängers from Us are back to their old tricks!
Perhaps the most unfortunate but aptly named ho in town, Anthony Weiner found out Monday he’ll be spending just under two years in the pokey.
TMZ says the former congressman and estranged husband of Hillary Clinton’s trusted aide Huma Abedin pled guilty in May for sexting, Skype sex-ing, and being generally cyber nasty with a 15-year-old North Carolina girl he met on Twitter. Suddenly the “A” part in all those “A/S/L?” messages I got in AOL gay chatrooms back in the stone ages seems like an incredibly smart move. Huma filed for divorce from Anthony the same day he pled guilty.
Hmmm… Based on the Anthony Weiner dick pics I’ve seen, I’d say that he’s not giving himself enough credit and should widen those digits a bit. Unless he’s describing the size of his brain, and if that’s the case, he needs to bring that finger closer to that thumb.
The New York Post says that Anthony Weiner learned the hard way (or judging by the pic, the semi-soft way) that before you take a picture of your dick bulge for your Twitter ho, make sure your kid is out of the room first. The Administration for Children’s Services has reportedly put Anthony Weiner’s name on a case folder and have officially started an investigation into his skills as a stay-at-home daddy.
Huma Abedin Dumped Anthony Weiner After He Got Caught Bringing Their Son Into His Sexting Adventures
Anthony Weiner’s sexting ways may have finally gotten him fucked again, and not in the way he wanted.
Nothing good has come from Anthony Weiner sending dick pics to tricks. Sexting with chicks who weren’t his wife cost him his congressman gig in 2011. Weiner tried to bring his dead political career back to life when he ran for mayor of New York City in 2013, but he proved that he was already Mayor of DumbFuckVille when a sad and tragic peen pic he sent to another trick was leaked. Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin stuck with him through all of that. One would think that maybe the pile of dried dingles in Weiner’s head would produce a clue and he’d retire Carlos Danger and quit sexting with women not named Huma Abedin, but nope. Carlos Danger has once again been caught getting into some sext-a-holic antics, and this time Huma has had enough. She has left him and all it took was a crotch picture with their son in it. “Gross” doesn’t even begin to describe…