Happy Thursday, Here’s Some Uncensored Weiner

Ever since the second (or is it third, I’m losing track) Anthony Weiner sext scandal hit, some have been waiting for him to pull out of the mayoral race while I’ve been waiting for somebody, ANYBODY, to pull out the newest pictures of his unblurred danger dick. Because how in the hell can there be a dick pic scandal without the uncensored dick pics for us to clutch our anal beads over? That’s just un-American. Well, The Dirty, who broke the whole lukewarm Carlos Danger sex scandal, heard the cries of the American people’s genitals and released the Weiner. The Dirty’s Nik Richie did it, because he believes that the people of New York deserve better and I agree. The people of New York and America don’t deserve censored peen. Doesn’t it say in The Constitution, or something, that every citizen has the right to free speech and the right to see the SANS BLURRED dick pics that a mayoral candidate sexted to some chick? Yes, yes it does.

Nik Richie explained The Dirty’s decision with this extra dramatic statement:

Today is the first time in our company history that TheDirty.com has published extreme nude images without censor because New York deserves better leadership than this.

Let your voices be heard and demand that Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger withdraws immediately from the mayoral race. Now is your time, your opportunity to positively shift the focus of the mainstream media and the culture of politics in the United States.- nik

The Dirty has the uncensored pics, but you can also click (NSFW) here and here to see them.

If I still lived in New York, I don’t know if I’d vote for Carlos Danger. I mean, how can I vote for a man who seriously takes a picture of his pink mushroom head poking out of his chonies all coy-like. It looks like an innocent ingenue giggling while covering half of her face with a lacy fan. I CAN’T! There are only so many seconds in the day and I really don’t want spend any of those seconds looking at some peek-a-boo peen. The dick of a future NYC mayor should jump all the way out and stand proud. The lighting is all wrong, it’s not fully hard and I can see more of his beautifully pedicured feet than I can of his Mushroom Kingdom soldier. Carlos Danger has got to do better.