Huma Abedin Dumped Anthony Weiner After He Got Caught Bringing Their Son Into His Sexting Adventures

August 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Anthony Weiner’s sexting ways may have finally gotten him fucked again, and not in the way he wanted.

Nothing good has come from Anthony Weiner sending dick pics to tricks. Sexting with chicks who weren’t his wife cost him his congressman gig in 2011. Weiner tried to bring his dead political career back to life when he ran for mayor of New York City in 2013, but he proved that he was already Mayor of DumbFuckVille when a sad and tragic peen pic he sent to another trick was leaked. Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin stuck with him through all of that. One would think that maybe the pile of dried dingles in Weiner’s head would produce a clue and he’d retire Carlos Danger and quit sexting with women not named Huma Abedin, but nope. Carlos Danger has once again been caught getting into some sext-a-holic antics, and this time Huma has had enough. She has left him and all it took was a crotch picture with their son in it. “Gross” doesn’t even begin to describe…

Today’s New York Post cover story is all about how Weiner is enjoying his new career as a stay-at-home dad by DM’ing with Twitter THOTS as his wife travels around the country with Hillary Clinton. One of Weiner’s sexting partners told the Post that they’ve been going back and forth since January 2015. Weiner kept asking her to visit him in NYC but she never did. He also sent her many selfies. The Post says that Weiner’s sexting friend is a Trump supporter and has bashed Hillary Clinton on her Twitter page. So yeah, Anthony Weiner sent a peen bulge picture to a supporter of his wife’s boss’ main opponent. Carlos Danger is thinking with his dick and his dick needs a lobotomy.

The chick gave the not-right picture of Weiner and his sleeping son to the Post and they put it on the cover:

That did it for Huma. She is not going to stand by as her deadbeat husband slides his peen into another trick’s DMs. She gave this statement to The New York Times:

“After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband. Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life. During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy.”

Okay, but who in Subway Jared’s Hard Drive HELL thinks it’s not creepy and is a good idea to use your kid as a prop in a crotch picture?

Without the kid, that picture is still not send-worthy thanks to those ugly Jockey chonies. But add the child and that picture goes from “meh” to “absolutely not!” Whenever a famous-ish person gets caught in a scandal, they either milk it for money and more attention by doing Dancing with the Has-Beens and Never-Wases or they go to rehab. I have a feeling that Weiner is going to check into rehab for exhaustion (sending crotch pics is tiring) and a sext addiction. But if he doesn’t, then someone needs to enroll him in a class at The Learning Annex on the Dos and Don’ts of Dick Pick Taking. Because at the very top of the Don’t list is: Don’t bring your kid into it.


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