That Creepy Crotch Picture Has Earned Anthony Weiner A Visit From Child Services

September 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Hmmm… Based on the Anthony Weiner dick pics I’ve seen, I’d say that he’s not giving himself enough credit and should widen those digits a bit. Unless he’s describing the size of his brain, and if that’s the case, he needs to bring that finger closer to that thumb.

The New York Post says that Anthony Weiner learned the hard way (or judging by the pic, the semi-soft way) that before you take a picture of your dick bulge for your Twitter ho, make sure your kid is out of the room first. The Administration for Children’s Services has reportedly put Anthony Weiner’s name on a case folder and have officially started an investigation into his skills as a stay-at-home daddy.

Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin, who is one of Hillary Clinton’s top advisors, dropped his ass earlier this week after his third sexting SCANDAL. A trick that Weiner met on Twitter, and sexy talked with, sold him out to the Post and gave them a picture he took of his crotch, a picture that co-starred his 4-year-old son. Of course, ACS’ inbox probably got filled with a bunch of outraged people screaming for Carlos Danger to be jailed for child abuse. A “city government source” told the Post that ACS followed protocol and paid a visit to Huma and Weiner’s Manhattan apartment building on Tuesday.

The ACS apparently wanted to see if the kid has his own place to sleep and enough food to eat, etc… etc… They’ll also want to talk to all the growns who live in the apartment before they decide whether or not the complaints are as empty as Anthony Weiner’s common sense. The Post didn’t know if ACS was able to get into the House of Weiner. Anthony Weiner told them yesterday that he hasn’t gotten a visit or been interviewed by ACS.

We all knew this was going to happen, but damn. Anthony Weiner never actually humped on any of his Twitter hos, right? So he lost his career and wife and gained a CPS file folder over sexting?! If he fucked any of the women I’d say that at least he got some ass out of it, but just sexting? How dreadful. Phones already have parental controls, but they should also have Weiner controls. Every time Anthony Weiner’s phone senses a child in its vicinity, its camera should lock up and every word he types should be translated into a heart or flower emoji.



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