Category: House of Cards

Gigi And Bella Hadid’s Dad Denied He’s Broke, He’s Just Too Broke To Tear Down The Shoddy Mansion He Built

December 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Don’t panic! If you were worried that Bella and Gigi Hadid would be spending this Christmas shivering on the corner of Hollywood and Vine while shaking a tin cup and begging passersby for loose change, you can relax. Previous reports that their daddy Mohamed Hadid is bankrupt have been misrepresented, according to TMZ. There will be presents under the tree and Yolanda’s refrigerator will not be bare save a half eaten can of poor people formula Alpo. Last week Mohamed did file bankruptcy papers, but they were for his construction company. Mohamed was ordered by a judge to tear down what he calls Starship Enterprise, a ridiculous mansion he’s been building in Bel Air since 2012 because it’s not up to code and presents a “clear and present danger” to the neighboring homes. It’s going to cost $5 million to tear it down, and like any multi-millionaire worth his salt, Mohamed would rather work the system by fling for bankruptcy than pay for it himself.

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Open Post: Hosted By Robin Wright Running The World In The New “House Of Cards” Trailer 

September 27, 2018 / Posted by:

While the entire country watches Dr. Christine Blasey Ford testify to the litany of middle-aged (and beyond-middle-aged) white men who run the Senate Judiciary Committee, those sneaky bitches at Netflix wisely timed the release of the next House Of Cards trailer.

Robin Wright is running the show as President Claire Underwood, and in the newest trailer she remarks “the reign of the middle-aged white man is over.” Damn, Claire! It’s the sixth and final season, but it doesn’t seem like Claire is going to go into the sunset quietly. Frank is dead, and she’s in charge. See for yourself:

The trailer also shows everything from Greg Kinnear and Diane Lane playing sibling lobbyists looking to continue good relationships with the Underwood White House to what could be an assassination attempt on Claire….. But I just saw what looked like eggs getting chucked at her car. We see the return of Frank’s old minion Doug (played by Michael Kelly) as well as the reporter duo who are continuing the work of should-called-an-Uber Zoe Barnes (Kate Mara).

I still don’t even know how this last season is going to play out, but since Diane is involved, I hope they bring back that Sheryl Crow song from Under The Tuscan Sun in order to cut through tension in the Situation Room. But also, if it’s just Claire strutting in that severe bob and pencil skirt combo while barking orders at Russians and mouthy Southern senators, I think they’ve done a job damn well done smashing the patriarchy.

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The Latest “House Of Cards” Teaser Shows What Happened To Frank Underwood

September 5, 2018 / Posted by:

When Kevin Spacey was fired from House of Cards after several sexual assault allegations came out against him, we weren’t exactly sure what would happen to Frank Underwood. I mean, if Melania Trump has taught us anything, it’s that you can have a first spouse technically be present without seeing them for weeks on end. Alas, the latest trailer dropped and, well, they didn’t go that route (I guess a SPOILER ALERT after the jump).

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The “House Of Cards” Final Season Teaser Dropped During The Oscars

March 5, 2018 / Posted by:

It might be a coin toss as to whether Ellen Pompeo or Robin Wright tests fan loyalty more, as both have taken their shows 900 seasons further than most thought they’d ever go. OK, fine, only Grey’s Anatomy has had 900…House Of Cards has had far less, but Kevin Spacey’s piss poor attempt at a Southern accent made the first five seasons seem like the first fifty. But now that Kevin has been fired by Netflix and is living out his days with Harvey Weinstein on Perv-tation Island, it’s up to Claire Underwood, er, Robin to take the helm on House of Cards. If last night’s season six teaser drop gives any indication, the last season of HOC is going to maintain the sneaky frantic chaos in the White House them. How unlike reality. Continue reading

Diane Lane And Greg Kinnear Join The Last Season Of “House Of Cards”

January 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Nobody is safe on House Of Cards. You either (SPOILER ALERT) get fucked and chucked in front a subway, fucked and whacked in a desert, or fucked to death by the fireplace. In short, never have sexual intercourse on House Of Cards, or you’re going to die. The cast roster always has to get replenished on the show, especially now that Kevin Spacey was fired for his alleged predatory behavior, and Diane Lane and Greg Kinnear will be picking up where Kev, Neve Campbell, and a laundry list of others left off. Continue reading


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