Diane Lane And Greg Kinnear Join The Last Season Of “House Of Cards”

January 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Nobody is safe on House Of Cards. You either (SPOILER ALERT) get fucked and chucked in front a subway, fucked and whacked in a desert, or fucked to death by the fireplace. In short, never have sexual intercourse on House Of Cards, or you’re going to die. The cast roster always has to get replenished on the show, especially now that Kevin Spacey was fired for his alleged predatory behavior, and Diane Lane and Greg Kinnear will be picking up where Kev, Neve Campbell, and a laundry list of others left off.

The Hollywood Reporter says Netflix is ramping up casting on the final season of the show since it underwent a rewrite after it turned out Kevin still managed to hide a creepy-as-fuck side in his glass closet. Diane and Greg will play siblings, and that’s all that Netflix will divulge. Considering how fucking is played on HOC and how incest drives the ratings on Game of Thrones, I’m sure Diane and Greg will be a brother-and-sister politico duo who jumps each other’s’ bones before making it last-minute to the Senate floor to filibuster President Pencil Skirt’s (Robin Wright) Supreme Court nominee.

After kicking Kevin to the curb, producers tweaked the show to revolve around Robin.

It was recently reported that Netflix  lost $39 million last quarter due to a “unexpected” charge for “unreleased content.” Along with House Of Cards, Kevin was working on a Gore Vidal biopic. Netflix let the Gore Vidal biopic die and gave the thumps up to one more season of House Of Cards making it seem like all anyone does in D.C. is bone and murder each other. Eh, they’re probably not that far from the truth.

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