I don’t know how Kanye West thinks he’s going to be President of the United States when he can’t even follow through with a single promise he’s made to the American people. Today his 10th studio album, Donda: With Child, was supposed to drop. But according to Us Weekly, when they went to look for it online, eager listeners found only tumbleweeds and the dust off Dave Chappelle’s shoes when he booked it out of there. Donda’s overdue. And while Us reports that Kanye did in fact see a doctor on Monday, he wasn’t able to induce him. All the doctor did was determine that Kanye “did not need immediate hospitalization,” with “immediate” doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. I guess Kanye was too busy gassing up his armada of Elon Musk-looking tanks while ignoring his wife’s phone calls (per TMZ). Is this the person you want not answering the phone at 3:00 AM? I know I’ve made up my mind, Kanye is not getting my vote come November!
Kanye West doesn’t have enough money. And apparently the Gap is in the same unenviable position. So what are two broke ass bitches to do about it? Team up, that’s what! According to The New York Times, Kanye has just signed a 10-year deal with Gap for a line called Yeezy Gap, allowing you, the even broker, to help cement Kanye’s status as “Christian genius billionaire on paper but not actually a billionaire” for years to come.