Open Post: Hosted By Diddy Singing Happy Birthday To Himself

November 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Yesterday, November 4th, marked the most revered and celebrated day in the Gregorian calendar: Sean “Diddy” Comb’s birthday. Oh, you didn’t remember? Well, while you were working your soulless 9 to 6, the rest of us took the day off to pay tribute to the man who brought us the masterpiece Come With Me from the Godzilla (1998) soundtrack. We were also treated to a special, ear-pleasing surprise: a video of Diddy singing happy birthday to himself!

The newly minted 53-year-old woke up that morning and decided to record himself in bed crooning a raspy happy birthday. If your birthday wish was to never hear Diddy sing ever again, sorry, but you’re going to have to try again next year.

Not content with singing poorly and loudly screeching thanks to God (likely to the dismay of his neighbors), the rapper/singer(?) treated himself to some weed…companies. When you’re rich, you don’t have to buy a gram at a time. You can buy the whole damn cannabis business! via UPROXX:

In addition to the special song, Diddy picked up some presents for himself: by purchasing a few cannabis companies. He reposted a news article to his Instagram story which states that he would now own the largest Black-owned cannabis company in the world, if it is approved by US and state regulators. Buying three separate operations in a deal valued up to $185 million, according to RapUp, it marks Diddy’s first investment in that industry.

He patted himself on the back for his investments on Instagram:

Although he bought himself some businesses as part of his gift to himself, we all know what Diddy really wished for when he blew out his candles: the complete and utter annihilation of his frenemy (forever enemy), Ma$e. There’s always 54, Diddy.

Pic: Twitter

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