Democratic Presidential Nominee-hopeful (one of the seven million running), Cory Booker, is trying to show that he is the clear choice to run one of the most powerful countries in the world. He wants us to know that he’s the man for the job. He’s got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent to do it. So, of course, he had to appear on the only program which can provide a real insight into just how qualified he is to be President, RuPaul‘s new talk show: RuPaul. And while he was there, Cory let it be known that things are real, real serious between him and girlfriend Rosario Dawson. So serious that they might be getting hitched.
Regretfully, the biggest tease of the 2020 election cycle thus far isn’t which candidate will propose the most comprehensive solution for fixing the U.S. healthcare system. It’s whether or not Cory Booker is really bonking Rosario Dawson. Which, if we’re being honest, is only slightly more boring. Instead of your run of the mill “will they/won’t they” scenario, Rosario and Cory have given us a far more original “ok/sure, if you say so” situation. The latest “development” in the plot of the eventual Lifetime movie, The Senator and The Movie Star, finds our heroine coyly sporting a ring on THAT finger. No, not THAT that one, the OTHER that one. Yes, according to a few sharp-eyed attendees of the NBC Universal’s recent Upfront media event, Rosario was wearing a suspiciously shiny ring on her left pinky toe.
Goober-in-Chief hopeful Cory Booker is doubling down again on his wild, romantic tale of The Senator and The Movie star, starring himself and Rosario Dawson. Page Six reports that Cory still believes in true love and democracy like a naive child who doesn’t bat an eye at thought of a fairy stealing their teeth in the night. In a recent interview, Cory told Good Day New York that he hopes his and Rosario’s love will “last forever”. I mean, I get his need to project a capacity for optimism as a presidential candidate, but this is just getting silly now.
Dating Rosario Dawson is clearly the coolest thing presidential candidate Cory Booker has ever done. Back in February when he let it slip on The Breakfast Club that he “got a boo”, I was 100% convinced that said boo either lived in Canada, or was created in his bedroom using an old Commodore and a knock-off Barbie with wires wrapped around its tits. But I was wrong! Corey really does have a flesh and blood lady friend, a fact confirmed by Rosario herself. And according to Cory, things are so serious that he’s comfortable joking on Ellen about a White House wedding and gushing about how she’s made him a better man.
Step aside John F. Kennedy and
Marilyn Monroe Jackie O – shit, OK – JKF and Marilyn and Jackie O, there’s a new celebrity couple on the political scene. Sadly it’s not a reuniting of the ghost of Tom Hayden and 1980s Jane Fonda in full-on spandex and double leg warmer workout video mode. It’s Rosario Dawson and Cory Booker, y’all! After a couple months of speculation, Rosario has confirmed that she’s sprung on US Senator and 2020 vegan presidential candidate Cory.
Sometimes when I go to Target, I want name-brand items, but my pockets always laugh and say, “Not today bitch!”, so I have to settle for the store brand called Market Pantry. Finding out that New Jersey Senator Cory Booker and actress/activist Rosario Dawson have been dating since December makes them the Market Pantry version of Barack and Michelle. But considering the alternative of our current first couple, I’ll take it! Gladly.