Regretfully, the biggest tease of the 2020 election cycle thus far isn’t which candidate will propose the most comprehensive solution for fixing the U.S. healthcare system. It’s whether or not Cory Booker is really bonking Rosario Dawson. Which, if we’re being honest, is only slightly more boring. Instead of your run of the mill “will they/won’t they” scenario, Rosario and Cory have given us a far more original “ok/sure, if you say so” situation. The latest “development” in the plot of the eventual Lifetime movie, The Senator and The Movie Star, finds our heroine coyly sporting a ring on THAT finger. No, not THAT that one, the OTHER that one. Yes, according to a few sharp-eyed attendees of the NBC Universal’s recent Upfront media event, Rosario was wearing a suspiciously shiny ring on her left pinky toe.
Just kidding, you guys. Rosario had all the toes on her left foot sucked clean off during a tragic stunt gone wrong while filming Death Proof. The ring in question was on her left ring finger.
— NBCU Together (@NBCUTogether) May 13, 2019
According to Wonderwall, “Rosario made no mention of the ring at the event on social media” which begs the question, what’s she playing at? That ring is so damn big, there’s no way it doesn’t get noticed. And I have a hard time believing Cory really threw on a polar fleece and his best Sunday loafers, marched his ass down to Jared and announced he’d like to see their biggest, shiniest, lady-diamond. But hey, we could all be wrong. Rosario and Cory’s love might actually “last forever”, but they’re going to need our help.
but cory booker will marry rosario dawson if u vote 4 him https://t.co/ENBcgqJcat
— stansa (@thesarahgorman) May 14, 2019
So come on America, we’re all in this together! Let’s MAGA Booker/Dawson style (that’s Make America Gullible Again)!
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