File Under “Opposite Of Shocking”: David O. Russell Was A Dick To Amy Adams On The Set Of American Hustle

Is there an award for outstanding achievement in the field of subtle stank face excellence? Because Amy Adams should receive 10 of them. I mean, if that isn’t the face of “Hurry up and take the god damn picture already so I can boot scoot it away from this trick“, then I don’t know what is.

Thanks to this latest round of leaked Sony emails, we have another ‘David O. Russell is a ragey asshole’ story to add to the already pretty huge pile. The NY Daily News found an email sent to Sony’s Michael Lynton from his journalist brother-in-law, MSNBC’s Jonathan Alter that was sent in September of last year regarding David’s behavior on the set of American Wigs Hustle, and guess what? He was acting like a total douche! I know, I’m just as shocked as you are. So shocked. Somebody get me a Costco-sized tub of smelling salts.

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Christian Bale Didn’t Mean To Slap At George Clooney

I’m just going to choose to believe that Christian Bale is working that flipped mane and stache because he’s preparing to play Yanni in a movie.

Christian Bale recently said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal that the likes of George Clooney need to have a seat and turn off the whine switch in their system, because he’s sick of hearing them bitch and moan about the paparazzi. Christian, who whined about the paps during that interview, said that all the celebrity whining is BOOOORING and he prefers not to whine about it. In case you forgot, here’s a piece of what he said:

“It’s like, come on, guys, just shut up. Just get on with it and live your lives and stop whining about it. I prefer not to whine about it.”

Well, at the NYC premiere of Exodus at the Brooklyn Museum on Sunday night, E! News brought up Christian’s pro tip for George Clooney. Christian played dumb. Christian said that he doesn’t remember dragging George and the WSJ must’ve twisted his words a bit:

“I was scratching my head when I heard that. I said, ‘When on earth would I had said that? I’ve got immense respect for him and I can’t even begin to imagine the invasion of his privacy. Our lives don’t even begin to compare. He’s a true movie star. I’m just somebody who was lucky to get a job. So, yeah, it was possibly just a well-intentioned edit. But certainly, I never meant any disrespect whatsoever.”

Huh?

Out of all the things to backpedal on, this is not one of them. This is not the Christian Bale I want. I want the Christian Bale who calls out celebrities and contradicts himself like crazy while doing so. I don’t want a Christian Bale who sticks his tongue up George Clooney’s b-hole and plays nice because he wants to get invited to the Lake Como villa one day.

Harpo, who dis Christian Bale?

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Christian Bale Thinks George Clooney Needs To Stop Whining About The Paparazzi

Christian Bale loves to bitch and yell. Christian Bale yells at his mom. Christian Bale yells and bitches at the DP of the movie he’s shooting. Christian Bale yells and bitches at everyone and everything. If at the end of the day,  Christian doesn’t have wind burns on his tonsils from yelling and bitching so much, then he didn’t have a good day. So a Christian Bale interview wouldn’t be complete without him bitching out a trick. In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, Christian Bale bitches about George Clooney bitching about the paparazzi.

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Christian Bale Is Going To Be A Daddy Again

In case you didn’t see Christian Bale’s wife’s obvious knocked up state at the Oscars, she’s knocked up. Sibi Blazic (Side note: When I “Travoltafied” my name last week, I got Sibi Blazic) didn’t even try to hide her fetus bubble at the Oscars and I figured that she either had a Bale baby in there or she had some kind of weird allergic reaction to the beast that was on top of John Travolta’s head, which is totally possible. John Travolta should really only wear hypoallergenic dogs on his head to make sure this never happens.

E! News says that Christian’s jizz isn’t fucking done professionally or personally with Sibi’s ovaries and they made their second kid together. Christian and Sibi have been married for 14 years this month and they have an 8-year-old daughter named Emmeline. Christian’s rep had a whole lot of nothing to say about this, but some source tells UsWeekly:

“They are truly a supportive couple, he and Sibi are thrilled. She’s been traveling with him while he’s been touring around for American Hustle.”

Christian and Sibi’s kids are going to be 8 or 9 years apart, which means that their daughter’s angsty years are going to be extra angsty with a little kid screaming in her ear. But what’s really crazy is that these two are having another child. FOR WHY? Children are a mess and I don’t know how some of you do it. I’m only typing this right now, because yesterday I made the smart decision of going to Ikea on a Saturday afternoon AND the child play area was closed. Chirruns were everywhere. They were jumping on couches (yes, I got shades of Tommy Girl on Oprah), pulling sheets off of beds, running into me and losing their minds. It was like being trapped in Justin Bieber’s head while he’s having a tantrum. It’s a miracle that I didn’t leave Ikea on a stretcher and with a tranquilizer dart stuck in my neck after having a Bale-like meltdown.

And Here’s The Trailer For That Movie Starring Bradley Cooper’s Snail Shell Perm

Three months ago, tongues curled and nipples got moist when Bradley Cooper was seen strutting around with freshly permed tight curls on his head and here’s those freshly permed tight curls in motion (or not in motion since they don’t move) in the trailer for David O. Russell’s American Hustle (working title: GIVE US ALL THE OSCARS!).

American Hustle is about schemes, cons and ABSCAM shit in the 70s and 80s. It stars B. Coop, B.Coop’s snail shell perm, Christian Bale, Jeremy Renner, Robert De Niro, Jack Huston, Louis C.K., COLLEEN CAMP!!!, Alessandro Nivola, Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Rohm, Amy Adams and every single actor in Hollywood with a SAG card.

I thought Jennifer Lawrence was going to be the hottest thing in this trailer since she sort of looks like a bottom shelf and not-as-glamorous version of Sharon Stone’s character in Casino, but she isn’t. Amy Adams is (the strip show at the 0:41 mark sold me) and it pains the tips of my fingers to type that, because Amy Adams has the career that Megan Follows should’ve had 20 years ago. Bitch stole Anne of Green Gables’ career!

Walter White, Is That You?

Or is that the dude from Storage Wars?

Christian Bale (more like, Christian Bald) and his hair are fucking done professionally, because he shaved it all off and worked his new bald bitch look while walking through LAX with his family the other day. I don’t know whether I want to buy meth from him or bid against his ass at a storage auction?

Christian looks like the kind of dude who blasts Hinder from his yellow F-150, keeps his white socks on during fuck times, calls everybody “champ” and eats beef jerky while fapping to porn. So with all that being said, yes, I’d hit it, but only if he kept his sunglasses on.