Category: Cheaters
Adam Levine And Behati Prinsloo Were Papped Laughing Together, And Maroon 5 Is Still Planning On Performing In Vegas Next Weekend
We’re on Day 4 of the Adam Levine cheating scandal, and he and Behati Prinsloo want everyone to know that they’re still together. Happy, even! TMZ has paparazzi pics of the couple in Montecito. They’re laughing, smiling, holding hands, and flashing their wedding rings. Sigh. Behati’s prenup must be crappier than Elvis’ contract with Colonel Parker. In other Adam news, Maroon 5 is scheduled to perform at a fundraising gala in Vegas on October 1, and TMZ says the band has no intention of canceling. And sources say they’re still going forward with their upcoming world tour. Honestly, I’m actually shocked… that anyone would still pay money to see Maroon 5 perform in this, the year of our Lord 2022.
Sources Say Behati Prinsloo Is “Very Upset” About All The Adam Levine Cheating Claims, But Is Committed To Their Family
As Adam Lepeen Cheatgate 2022 marches on, a total of four women have come forward with allegations of cheating and inappropriate DMs. Adam Levine’s first j’accuser was 23-year-old Sumner Stroh, who claimed she and the 43-year-old had a year-long affair while he was married to Behati Prinsloo. The next day, Adam gave a statement denying the affair, but admitted he “crossed the line.”. Then, two more women came out with their own flirty DMs.
Today, Alanna Zabel, Adam’s ex-yoga teacher, took to Instagram to share her story (using the up-and-coming hashtag #ExposeAdamLevine). Alanna says Adam texted her that he wanted to spend the day with her “naked,” and it led to her then-boyfriend breaking her wrist! Jesus. This was years before Adam’s marriage, but he did have a girlfriend at the time. So, what does poor, pregnant Behati think of all this? According to People’s sources, the 34-year-old Victoria’s Secret model is “very upset,” but remains committed to her family. The source adds that Adam is “very understanding” about Behati’s feelings. Oh wow, Mr. Fucking Empathy over here…
Adam Levine Denies Having An Affair With Instagram Model Sumner Stroh, But Says He “Crossed A Line”
Yesterday, Instagram-model-type Sumner (SumNer) Stroh took to TikTok to claim she had a year-long affair with Adam Levine, who’s been married to Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo since 2014. SumNer also showed screenshots of DMs that show Adam asking if it was cool if he named his and Behati’s upcoming third baby “SumNer.” The (alleged) gall! Most people believed SumNer’s allegations, because, well… it’s Adam Levine. It would be more of a shock if he wasn’t cheating on his wife with a 23-year-old Insagram model. But, earlier today, 43-year-old Adam posted a denial/non-apology to his Instagram Story. He writes that he used “poor judgment” in flirting with SumNer, but claims they never had an affair. Adam admits he was “stupid” and “naive” (hey, you stole that word from SumNer!) to risk his family, but “we will get through it together.” So, Adam is implying that Behati’s not gonna leave him, which is downright rude. It’s been less than 24 hours since this news broke, give the gal some time to make a measured decision. One that hopefully includes siphoning every last cent outta that turd’s savings account.
Instagram Model Sumner Stroh Claims She Had A Year-Long Affair With Adam Levine
Three days ago, Adam Levine of Maroon 5 and his wife of 8 years, 34-year-old model Behati Prinsloo, announced they were expecting their third child together. Unfortunately for 43-year-old Adam, the couple’s happiness was not long for this world. This morning, 23-year-old Instagram model Sumner Stroh took to TikTok to claim that she had a year-long affair with him. Then, after several months of zero contact, Adam allegedly DMed Sumner in June with an odd request. If his baby is a boy, does Sumner mind if he names him “Sumner”? Damn, anyone with eyes and ears could tell you Adam Levine is a mega-douche, but trying to name your baby after your former mistress? I’m almost impressed by the sheer audacity!
A Chess Grandmaster Denies Accusations That He Cheated Using Vibrating Anal Beads
The chess world has been rocked by its biggest scandal in years: one of the players lost their virginity! JK, chess players probably have groupies in every chess city in the world. No, this scandal concerns 19-year-old chess grandmaster, Hans Niemann. The Evening Standard reports that, after winning a game against the world’s #1 grandmaster, Magnus Carlsen, Hans was hit with social media accusations that he cheated using vibrating anal beads that provided him with perfect A.I. moves. Hmmm, maybe refs should have known something was up when Hans crossed his eyes, drooled, and made Professor Frink noises right before moving his bishop to A5.
Open Post: Hosted By The Australian Woman Who Called Out Her Cheating Ex In A Newspaper Ad
I think one of the best ways to get revenge on someone who’s done you wrong is to tell EVERYONE their personal business, even if it means you make yourself look foolish as well. Hey, all’s fair in love and war, right? And the true victor of today’s lesson in How Not To Give A Fuck is Jenny, an Australian woman who took her heartbreak to the pages of her local newspaper to inform everyone that her partner, Steve, is a horrible cheater who deserves to be humiliated just as much as she does.