Category: Calvin Harris

Hmmm… I Guess Taylor Swift Needs More Material For Her Next Album

September 29, 2016 / Posted by:

And that is definitely the look from a swan pool toy who so badly wants to throw itself off of that edge.

A couple of weeks ago, Calvin Harris released what many thought was a Taylor Swift diss track, and for reasons that only her PR Team knows of, she didn’t respond by rushing out her new single: a cover of Hey Mr. DJ called Hey Mr. DJ, Go Fudge Yourself (she’s not trying to get that parental guidance label). But TMZ says that the two julienned pieces of unseasoned cauliflower stalk don’t hate each other anymore. They’re texting each other again and the texts from Calvin don’t say: I h8 U and if we did more than hump each other over our bed clothes I would’ve given you THE CLAP and been happy about it!

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Calvin Harris Is Maybe Shading Taylor Swift Through His Latest Song

September 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Something tells me Taylor Swift is not going to order a jacket with that patch on the back of it. Just a hunch.

Calvin Harris and Taylor broke up almost four months ago, and he’s still finding ways to pull her hair when they cross each other in the cool locker hall. Calvin came for Taylor on Twitter, he came for her on Instagram, he maybe-shaded her relationship with Tom Hiddleston in the video for “Olé“, he came for her again to British GQ. Now he’s maybe-hating on her in his latest song. As it turns out, there’s someone out there who can drag a breakup for attention longer than Taylor Swift.  Continue reading

Taylor Swift Continues To Be Shady

September 10, 2016 / Posted by:

I wrote this song, damnit! I’m allloowweeedd to sing along! I’m just a girl having fun!Taylor Swift (seen above looking like Sailor Moon’s luxe older sister having bathroom difficulties) attended the NYC Fashion Week debut of her friend and fellow Snake Squad member Gig Hadid’s clothing line yesterday. The show, a collaboration with Tommy Hilfiger, was officially titled “The TommyXGigi Show.” Per usual, it was actually “A Taylor Swift Moment feat. Gigi Hadid and Tommy Hilfiger.” She knows what she’s doing. Which is why she sang along to “This Is What You Came For,” the song she wrote for her contentious ex Calvin Harris to record with Rihanna, during the show.

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Calvin Harris Is Still Talking About Taylor Swift

September 7, 2016 / Posted by:

I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Taylor Swift’s latest ex-boyfriend taps on the mic and starts talking about what it was like to date America’s Girlfriend. But until then, we’ll have to settle for hearing about it from the previous title holder. Calvin Harris is on the cover of this month’s issue of British GQ. GQ posted a couple of quotes from Calvin’s interview online, and they clearly know the road to page views isn’t paved with his thoughts on classy aftershave or whatever else they talk about in GQ. It’s all about Taylor. “Of course it is! It always is!” chirped Taylor Swift as she scrolled through her Google alerts this morning.

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Calvin Harris Didn’t Thank Taylor Swift During His VMAs Acceptance Speech

August 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Former TSB (Taylor Swift Boyfriend) Calvin Harris won the MTV VMA for Best Male Video last night for “This Is What You Came For“, which is kind of funny, considering the video for “This Is What You Came For” is pretty much a glorified photoshoot starring Rihanna. Calvin couldn’t be there to accept his award in person because he was in the UK performing a show. Calvin did film an acceptance speech and he thanked everyone but a certain media-manipulating folk art doll, that is.

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Calvin Harris’ Latest Video May Be Shading Taylor Swift

August 7, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s like a damn high school cafeteria round here’. All of these hussies were too busy spending their teen times strength-training to become pop stars, so they missed out on all the Mean Girl-ing. They’re making up for it now by releasing music videos yanking each other’s French braids. UsWeekly wonders if Calvin Harris’s latest video (for John Newman’s song “Olé” that he produced) might feature a couple of shots/scenes that flip a bird at a snake his ex Taylor Swift.

In one scene, Calvin, Newman, and several models sit on rocks at the beach. Just like when Taylor and her current “pose with the cardboard cutout for this photo” boyfriend Tom Hiddleston did at her Rhode Island manse!

In another scene, Calvin, Newman, and several models sit on chairs. Just like when Tay Tay, Tom, Blake “Bland Camp” Lively, and Ryan “Kill Me Now” Reynolds did! Together! On chairs!

Finally, Calvin, Newman, and those very same models walk on the beach. Just like Swifty and Tom did! On a beach! Walking!

UsWeekly is probably right. Calvin kept his digs subtle and quit it right before making John Newman wear a tank top reading “I *HEART* CH!” while sporting a Debbie Harry circa “Heart of Glass” wig. All of this high schoolery foolery isn’t a good look for DJ Hurt Feelings. Dude is having serious trouble in letting go. He should just take his millions and find another irritating chick. Then again, spitefully pissing on an ex isn’t a first for him. It’s sort of his schtick.

Check out the video for “Olé” below and draw conclusions. Or clean the litterbox. Your call.

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