Category: BREAKING BLOWJOB NEWS
Open Post: Hosted By One Gorilla Giving Oral To Another Gorilla At The Bronx Zoo
The New York Post says that two Bronx Zoo gorillas went viral after casually engaging in oral sex in front of shocked onlookers of all ages. Hey, give ’em a break. It’s not like they get any privacy with those glass walls. I have no doubt that we’d all do the same. Now, at first, it looked like the one gorilla was going in for a cuddle, but, nope; they pushed the male gorilla to the ground and began performing fellatio. Some of the human zoo-goers burst out laughing, others dragged their kids away, and one dad cried, “Oh no! Don’t look, Josie!” But it was too late. Josie had seen everything. And she’ll never be the same.
In Case You Wanted To Know Who Taught Gwyneth Paltrow How To Give A Blowjob
Goopy Paltrow, seen above doing a perfect impersonation of you every time you see the name “Gwyneth Paltrow” in a headline, is back to give you more material for when your eyes are feeling like they need a good eye-rolling workout. We already know that Goopy could teach a MasterClass on sucking when it comes to giving medical advice, but apparently, Rob Lowe’s wife Sheryl Berkoff taught her how to do a different kind of sucking. If Goopy told me water is wet, I’d need to consult with several water professionals and fish before believing her since bullshit regularly makes an appearance on the tip of her tongue, but I believe her about Sheryl Berkoff. I mean, Sheryl is such a bj aficionado that she married a dude with BLOW in his name.