Category: Bill Cosby
The Pudding Pop Kingpin’s Sexual Assault Case Is Going To Trial
A Christmas miracle happened last December when Bill Cosby was hit with three aggravated assault charges for allegedly drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand at his home in Elkins Park, Pennsylvania in 2004. The Pennsylvania District Attorney charged Cosby just a month before the statute of limitations on the case expired. Andrea sued Cosby in civil court in 2005 and the case was later settled. The case was also originally closed by the D.A. due to lack of evidence, but it was re-opened last summer after 97.9% of the female population came forward with their own gross tales of Cosby’s alleged drugging ways, and a deposition where he admitted to giving ludes to women was unsealed. Cosby’s lawyers have been trying to get the charges against him thrown out, but that didn’t work, and now he’s going to trial.
CNN says that at a pretrial hearing in Norristown, Pennsylvania this morning, a judge ruled that there’s enough evidence for him to stand trial. The next hearing has been scheduled for July 20, and he’s expected to spit out his plea then and we’re all expecting it to be, “Sqoo bada NOT nerp dub paw tap tap GUILTY!”
AP also recently published pieces of Cosby’s deposition from Andrea Constand’s lawsuit in 2005. Cosby admitted that during the filming of one of his shows, an agency sent about five or six models, some of them teenagers, to his studio a week. Cosby testified that he remembers that he told one of the teenage models to jack him off with lotion. More details like that could come out during Cosby’s trial. So if you’re planning on following the trial, you should ask your doctor to drill an easy-access hole into your skull. That way you can easily pour a cleansing mixture of bleach and ammonia onto your brain at the end of each trial day.
If Cosby is convicted, he faces up to 10 years in the chokey. Also if Bill Cosby is convicted, our bodies face a life of having no heads, because that shit will pop off over finding out that a powerful man in Hollywood was actually punished for something.
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You Saw This Coming: R. Kelly Defended Bill Cosby
Because sucio ass perverts gotta stick together, R. Kelly said that he thinks it’s really strange that ten thousand zillion women waited a long time to come forward and say that the Pudding Pop Don drugged and raped them. I know, R. Kelly defending Bill Cosby is like Sarah Palin endorsing Donald Trump as president. Now I’m just waiting for Woody Allen and Subway Jared to publicly take their places in Team Pudding Pop.
Bill Cosby Charged With Aggravated Assault And An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued (Update With Mug Shot!)
Bill Cosby and Elmo… Two disgusting and nasty trashy peas in a disgusting and nasty pod.
A belated Christmas miracle happened today. The Pennsylvania District Attorney charged Bill Cosby with aggravated assault, a felony, for allegedly drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand in 2004. Andrea Constand, who was the operations manager of Temple University’s women’s basketball team at the time, says that the fallen Puddin’ Pop kingpin drugged and raped her at his home in Elkins Park, Pennsylvania in January 2004.
Bill Cosby Is Countersuing Several Of His Accusers For Defaming His Pristine Reputation
Last December, Tamara Green, Linda Traitz and Theresa Serignese sued the fallen Pudding Pop don Bill Cosby for defamation because he called them lying lie-tellers after they accused him of drugging and raping them. Four more Cosby accusers, Louisa Moritz, Barbra Bowman, Angela Leslie and Joan Trashis later joined the lawsuit against Cosby. Deadline says that now Bill Cosby has turned around and sued them for ruining his big TV comeback. I would shed a tear for Bill Cosby’s woes, but my eyes are too busy rolling.
Bill Cosby’s lawyers tried to get the defamation lawsuit against him thrown into the trash by saying that it violates his First Amendment rights. That didn’t work, so he’s suing them back. In the lawsuit that was filed today, Bill Cosby, who admitted in a deposition that he’s drugged women for sex, mouth shat out some crap about how he’s never drugged or raped the 7 accusers. Cosby claims that the 7 women made it all up because they wanted to destroy his comeback show with NBC and his Netflix special.
“Each Counterclaim Defendant induced both NBC and Netflix to postpone or cancel their contracts with Mr. Cosby by engaging in a campaign to assassinate Mr. Cosby’s reputation and character by willfully, maliciously, and falsely accusing Mr. Cosby of multi decade-old purported sexual misconduct in an opportunistic attempt to extract financial gain from their allegations.”
Bill Cosby also claims that the women are just after money.
So, if these 7 women made up lies to bring down Bill Cosby, what about the other 6,789,984 accusers (I’m underestimating)? I’m guessing that they were also in on Project Melt Bill Cosby’s Pudding Pop Kingdom. I expect Bill Cosby to sue them too. So say goodbye to all of the trees around you, because they’re all going to be chopped down to make paper for the 6,789,984 lawsuits Bill Cosby’s going to file.
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Bill Cosby Could Be Hit With Assault Charges In L.A.
I know. I need to be straight-up hit in the face for assaulting your eyes with that nasty picture.
Several more Bill Cosby accusers came forward this week, bringing the grand total to over 50. Even though nearly everyone on this planet has accused Bill Cosby of drugging and/or sexually assaulting them, he’s never been charged with assault, because of a thing called “statute of limitations.” That may change soon. The Los Angeles Times says that prosecutors in L.A. are looking over allegations made in 2008 against Bill Cosby. The LAPD already investigated it and turned over their findings to the D.A. who will decide whether or not to throw charges at him.
Damon Wayans Is On Team Cosby
There’s been an opening on Bill Cosby’s cheer squad ever since the former captain walked off court and slid her pom poms into the trash, and it looks like Damon Wayans wants to be that person to fill it.
Major Payne gave his thoughts on the gross situation with Bill Cosby during an appearance on New York’s 105.1 The Breakfast Club on Friday, and just like Homey D. Clown, Damon Wayans don’t play dat when it comes to the sexual assault allegations. Damon Wayans thinks poor Bill Cosby is being hustled by a bunch of bitter bitches who are mad that the Jell-O pudding pop in his pants has gone soft. Yes, really. He also claimed that some of the women who came forward are obviously lying because they’re, according to Damon Wayans, “unrapeable.” Coach, please come get your dad.