Category: Bill Cosby
Camille Cosby Issued A Statement In Response To Bill Cosby’s Latest Appeal Being Denied
Whatever Camille Cosby had envisioned for her golden years, it certainly wasn’t making weekly visits to the pokey to sit in an overly-lit room that smells of ammonia and fried bologna to visit her jailbird husband, but that is where we are. ABC 6 reports that Bill Cosby’s got fewer options than a new pilot starring Roseanne Barr called What’s The Big Deal? co-starring Dustin Diamond as Squawk, her Ambien induced hallucination. America’s judge, Justice Steven O’Neill, ruled against Bill’s most recent request for a new trial or sentencing hearing on Tuesday. And Camille has made it known she thinks it’s a travesty of justice!
Bill Cosby’s Lawyer Has Asked A Court To Overturn His Conviction And Prison Sentence
This is news that should please only Remy Ma and whoever else who thinks Bill Cosby is too old for punishment. On September 25, a court sentenced 81-year-old convicted rapist Bill Cosby to three to ten years in prison. Bill’s legal team was doing everything possible to prevent their client from facing a shred of responsibility for his actions, and they’re still at it.
Bill Cosby Is Going To The Chokey For At Least 3 Years
UPDATE: And now with mug shot, in case you needed a feel-good wallpaper for your phone.
Bill Cosby will have at least three years to perfect his prison Puddin’ Pop recipe (using dirty toilet water, generic brand gelatin bought from the commissary and powdered milk), because today he was hit with a 3 to 10 year prison sentence for drugging and raping Andrea Constand in 2004. And just like that, Trump crossed Cosby’s name off of the list of possible replacements in case Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination doesn’t go through.
Camille Cosby Was A No-Show At Bill Cosby’s First Day Of Sentencing
The day that many thought might never come has come, and convicted pile of awful Bill Cosby was finally in a Pennsylvania court for sentencing today. This would normally be where we’d see plenty of shots of Bill being escorted into court by the human definition of “complicit,” aka his wife of 54 years Camille Cosby. But Camille was nowhere to be found.
Prosecutors Accuse Bill Cosby Of Trying To Delay His Sentencing
This rotten trick still believes he’s untouchable. Bill Cosby already got a decades long pass on facing any consequences whatsoever for allegedly drugging and assaulting scores of women. It wasn’t until one of those women, Andrea Constand, finally got him convicted of three counts of aggravated indecent assault that The Coz finally got his ass handed to him (God knows nobody else wants those deflated trouser pancakes). Cosby has been chilling at home with his doting wife Camille Cosby at his side, but now that his sentencing hearing is coming right up, he’s digging in his heels and claiming the judge who presided over his retrial was biased against him.
Camille Cosby May Have Finally Left Bill
There are ostriches that bury their head in the sand like I do anytime someone comes at me with the caloric figures of 99% of the menu at the Cheesecake Factory. There are also ostriches that bury their entire life in the sand…y’know…like Camille Cosby. Camille’s denial runs so deep that even Sarah “I don’t believe in global warming…it’s just God holding us closer” Palin has to wonder, “Bitch, what’s your problem?” Camille has tried to say the litany of sexual misconduct and rape allegations against her husband, Bill Cosby…or Pepaw Perv (y’all can pick!), were a witch hunt akin and even once compared it to Emmet Till. If you can believe a recent report, Camille’s sensory blinders have been lifted and her ass has ditched Bill and is holed up in their Massachusetts home in the woods. I suddenly smell a geriatric Bon Iver album to drop any day now… Continue reading