Category: Armie Hammer
Armie Hammer Deleted His Twitter Account
Say goodbye to Twitter draggings made by Armie Hammer, because he’s gone ahead and deleted his account. Vulture says that nobody is @-ing Armie by his name on Twitter anymore, and it most likely has to do with the BuzzFeed article titled “Ten Long Years of Trying To Make Armie Hammer Happen.” On Sunday, shortly after the post went up, Armie hopped on Twitter and slapped at the writer for their “bitter AF” perspective. Not long after that, Armie pulled the plug on his Twitter account.
Armie Hammer Called Out Casey Affleck While Sort Of Defending Nate Parker
What are we to do with Armie Hammer? Some of the stuff he says is commendable, like the time he put James Woods on blast. Armie’s got us in a real pickle this time, because what he’s got to say is only half as great. During a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Armie called out greasy little alleged sexual assaulter Casey Affleck (yay!) while simultaneously defending acquitted rapist, director Nate Parker (boo!).
Open Post: Hosted By Armie Hammer Busting Out Moves To “Love My Way”
The twink-on-college daddy love story Call Me By Your Name takes place in the 1980s, so it would be a crime if the makers didn’t include one of the oh-so-many musical jewels from that time. They did, and Sony Pictures Classics released a clip of Armie Hammer feeling every part of the beat while dancing to Love My Way by the The Psychedelic Furs. Armie is dancing like a frat boy whose coke buzz hasn’t ended even though the party is over and the lights have turned on. Dancing like nobody’s watching: Armie is.
Even though Armie Hammer has the rhythm of an actual hammer, the curly-topped twink (played by Timothée Chalamet) is feeling the awkward moves that he’s laying down. Armie’s dancing has also inspired someone to create an Armie Dancing To Twitter account, which is basically this scene paired with a bunch of different songs. But to me, the real master of dance in this clip is the girl with the Ogilvie home perm and polka dot body suit who slides into the shot at the 0:26 mark and steals our gazes. Now that is someone who knows how to translate the music of The Psychedelic Furs through dance!
I haven’t read the book or the seen the movie, so I have no idea if this dance scene goes down before or after the peach fucking scene. Armie is into it, so if this dance scene happens after the peach fucking scene, then I guess eating the combination of peach and jizz gives you tons of energy.
Here’s Timothée and Armie at the BFI London Film Festival premiere of Call Me By Your Name the other night.
Everybody Was Boning Peaches On The Set Of “Call Me By Your Name”
By now, everybody has probably heard about the peaches and twink cream scene in the gay love story Call Me By Your Name. But since hearing about a peach fucking scene never gets old, I’ll give you the peach cream details again. In the novel by André Aciman, Elio the American twink fucks a peach while thinking about sexing on Oliver the American graduate student. Oliver walks into Elio’s room a little later, finds the peach and eats it. Oliver is so that bitch who permanently stays next to the peaches and brie plate at a brunch party.
The peach scene made it into the movie version of Call Me By Your Name, but director Luca Guadagnino was going back and forth on whether or not they should shoot it. Luca decided to go for it after finding out first-hand (or first-peen in this case) that ass fucking the peach guts out of a peach is possible.
Amber Tamblyn Isn’t Done With James Woods
There used to be a real Crankasaurus Rex on my floor in college who spent his Fridays pregaming with scotch and Fox News and basically screaming about how the country was going to shit because the rest of us were drinking cheap beer and sleeping around and, well, I kind of forget the rest because, well, cheap beer. It was always him face planted outside the dining hall at 3AM because he was too drunk to make it into the chicken finger line, and I’m pretty sure that just about sums up how James Woods works.
James showed he was a Hungry, Hungry Hypocrite the other day for getting all high and mighty about how the love fest between a 24-year-old and a 17-year-old in Call Me By Your Name is icky because he claimed it promoted pedophilia. Armie Hammer, who stars in the movie, pointed out James was 64 when he was porking a teenager, and all of gay Twitter did a giant snap in Z formation at the shade of it all. Because these things always snowball, Joan of Arcadia Amber Tamblyn came out of the woodwork to show God is always watching, especially when James tried to pick her up and take her to Vegas when she was sixteen. James has since denied that shit happened, but Amber is back to show not only is God always watching, he’s keeping a logbook, too. Amber screenshot a text exchange with a friend who backed her side of things, and she also warned James that she’s not putting down her shank anytime soon and went in on him in an open letter. Continue reading
James Woods Got Served On Twitter By Armie Hammer and Amber Tamblyn
Angry hemorrhoid James Woods loves Twitter more than anything. Yesterday James #tooktotwitter to share his outrage about the upcoming movie Call Me By Your Name starring Armie Hammer. It’s about a love affair set in Italy in the 1980’s between a 24-year-old and a 17-year-old (per Entertainment Tonight, the age of consent there is 14).
Now, you’d think that James would be On. Board. given his well documented career as a geriatric connoisseur of very young women, but for some reason this particular story set him off. What could it be that has him all up in his feelings? Oh, it’s about two men? I see.