Category: Arbys
Arby’s Has A New Carrot That’s Made Out Of Meat
June 27, 2019 / Posted by: Deirdre
Arby’s is proving to be one jealous meat loving bitch with their response to Burger King’s vegan impossible burger. Arby’s is making a meat carrot and they’re calling it a Marrot. It’s made of turkey, sadness, and salt and then it’s sprayed down with the same spray tan Trump uses. It’s truly some monstrosity to behold.
Arby’s Is Offering $6 Trips To Hawaii, But There’s A Catch
April 12, 2019 / Posted by: Deirdre
Arby’s is offering the most Arby’s promotion of all time. They are flying ten people to Hawaii to try their new Hawaii-themed sandwiches, but here’s the catch: YOU HAVE TO FLY HOME THE SAME DAY. You know what that means, you are going to have to have your Arby’s diarrhea in a tiny plane bathroom.