Category: Arbys

Arby’s Has A New Carrot That’s Made Out Of Meat

June 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Arby’s is proving to be one jealous meat loving bitch with their response to Burger King’s vegan impossible burger. Arby’s is making a meat carrot and they’re calling it a Marrot. It’s made of turkey, sadness, and salt and then it’s sprayed down with the same spray tan Trump uses. It’s truly some monstrosity to behold.

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