Category: Arbys
Open Post: Hosted By Arby’s New Swimwear Line
When I say, “Beefy Aloha Swimsuit,” what do you picture? Your mind may have gone somewhere dirty, but me? I’m thinking Arby’s! Specifically the fast-food chain’s new “Summer Swag” clothing and swimwear collection. The “Beefy Aloha” items (yep, that’s the actual name Arby’s executives approved) features the restaurant’s Beef n’ Cheddar sandwich against a tropical Hawaiian backdrop. Arby’s top designers have plastered this extremely original pattern on bathing suits, flip flops, shirts, and a bucket hat. There’s also their “Body by Bacon” towel and swim trunks, a tank top that reads “Sun’s Out Buns Out,” and wraparound-style Arby’s Party Shades. Sorry, vegetarians! It’s officially Hot Carnivore Summer! Continue reading
Arby’s Has A New Carrot That’s Made Out Of Meat
Arby’s is proving to be one jealous meat loving bitch with their response to Burger King’s vegan impossible burger. Arby’s is making a meat carrot and they’re calling it a Marrot. It’s made of turkey, sadness, and salt and then it’s sprayed down with the same spray tan Trump uses. It’s truly some monstrosity to behold.
Arby’s Is Offering $6 Trips To Hawaii, But There’s A Catch
Arby’s is offering the most Arby’s promotion of all time. They are flying ten people to Hawaii to try their new Hawaii-themed sandwiches, but here’s the catch: YOU HAVE TO FLY HOME THE SAME DAY. You know what that means, you are going to have to have your Arby’s diarrhea in a tiny plane bathroom.