Open Post: Hosted By Arby’s New Swimwear Line

August 10, 2021 / Posted by:

When I say, “Beefy Aloha Swimsuit,” what do you picture? Your mind may have gone somewhere dirty, but me? I’m thinking Arby’s! Specifically the fast-food chain’s new “Summer Swag” clothing and swimwear collection. The “Beefy Aloha” items (yep, that’s the actual name Arby’s executives approved) features the restaurant’s Beef n’ Cheddar sandwich against a tropical Hawaiian backdrop. Arby’s top designers have plastered this extremely original pattern on bathing suits, flip flops, shirts, and a bucket hat. There’s also their “Body by Bacon” towel and swim trunks, a tank top that reads “Sun’s Out Buns Out,” and wraparound-style Arby’s Party Shades. Sorry, vegetarians! It’s officially Hot Carnivore Summer!

Here’s a look at Arby’s summer swag, which is doing the absolute most to give us ironic retro hipster. Kudos to whoever made sure that a picture of a roast beef sandwich does not appear in the crotch area of that bathing suit.

Honestly? I don’t hate it. It’s very The White Lotus meets “food that gives me diarrhea.” And the entire collection can be yours for only $312! Stylish and affordable. Also, the Arby’s sunglasses that feature the text “All I See Is Meats”? The perfect (grammatically incorrect) icebreaker for picking up chicks n’ dicks at the beach.

Pic: Arby’s

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