Category: An Affair To Remember

Prince Andrew Says He Only Visited Jeffrey Epstein So He Could Break Up With Him In Person

October 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Don’t worry, Prince Andrew has a perfectly reasonable explanation for why he was photographed strolling through Central Park with a convicted pedophile. According to The Times (via The Cut), in 2010, Andrew traveled all the way to New York to let his old pal Jeffrey Epstein down easy. Apparently, it’s against royal protocol to ghost someone. If you’re a Prince, and you’re friends with somebody, and that person does something appalling like go to prison for soliciting prostitution from a child, then it is your monarchical obligation to fly across the Atlantic to end the friendship in person. Those are just the rules, and Prince Andrew was just following them. What was he supposed to do, “new phone, who dis?” him? Not in this economy!

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Robin Givens Says She Never Had An Affair With Brad Pitt

June 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Robin Givens is denying a rumor that she once did  Brad Pitt while married to Mike Tyson, and Mike caught them in bed together. Robin Givens is a much better person than me because if that rumor ever existed about me, I would never, ever deny it. In fact I would put it on my resumé, my tombstone, I would work it into my wedding vows. I would tell me children that there’s a chance that Brad Pitt is their father. But Robin wanted to set the record straight (WHY?!) and let everyone know she did not hook up with a young Brad Pitt.

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Kit Harington’s Alleged Mistress Shared Nudes Of Him Sleeping

November 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Ah, Luxembourg! City of romance! Or is it country of romance? It’s a confusing place. It’s even more confusing if you are passed the fuck out after a coke bender with your Russian mistress. There’s a slight possibility that that’s what happened to newlywed Kit Harington. Photos appearing to depict Kit in naked repose were shared by his alleged mistress who claims she and Rose Leslie‘s husband have been carrying on an affair, and that they fucked as recently as right before their June wedding.

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Stephen Baldwin Denies 2-Year Affair With A Massage Therapist Who Keeps All Her Receipts

November 16, 2018 / Posted by:

I fell in love through the pages of the Daily Mail. And the woman I’m in love with, is Stephen Baldwin’s (alleged) mistress. Her name is Ruth Perez Anselmi, and she has stolen my heart. Ruth gave an exclusive interview to DM claiming to have had a 2-year long affair with Stephen, and boy did they get their money’s worth. Stephen has denied the affair. When he was confronted leaving her Los Angeles apartment building, he “recoiled in horror and tried to escape”. When asked about it, he told the reporter “you’re out of your mind, brother” and hopped on one of those Lime scooters and scooted away. But Stephen’s the one who’s out of his mind, letting a real one like Ruth slip away.

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Rudy Giuliani’s Wife Claims He Had An Affair

June 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Judith Nathan Giuliani is about to quit a bitch. Said bitch, Trump attorney and all-around creeptastic golem Rudy Giuliani, is allegedly having an affair and Judy has filed for divorce. You may be screaming “why do politicians keep showing up my favorite profane celebrity gossip site? This never used to happen before!”. But you know why. The minute Trump decided to run for office, the number of porn stars, reality television personalities, and general ne’er-do-wells associated with the White House expanded exponentially. The White House can no longer contain all the bullshit, so it’s oozing out all over the place!

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