Duck Killer!!!!!
Michael K / August 13, 2007
Scary Spice's new shady husband, Stephen Belafonte, is wanted by police for killing a poor, innocent duck! Stephen is wanted in New Jersey after he murdered a duck with a brick outside his home in Point Pleasant. Before he could pay the $600 fine, he left for Los Angeles.
A police rep told The Sun , "A warrant has been issued over unpaid fines and costs relating to an animal control offense. He will be arrested if he returns to the area.”
The Sun also claims Stephen changed his last name from Stansbury to Belafonte to hide his creepy past.
It is ON! Daffy, Donald, Daisy, Disco, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Howard, Darkwing , Baby Huey and all the other famous ducks in the world need to hold some kind of press conference ala Al Sharpton and nail that sleaze ball.
Question, why are there so many cartoon ducks?! There's like hundreds!
The Photoshop Awards: Keira Knightley For Chanel
Michael K / August 13, 2007
Keira Knightley is still the face of Chanel's perfume Coco. In its latest ad Keira goes sort-of topless. Methinks they photoshopped a little tit in there, because isn't K as flat as a board?
I'm guessing they also had to photoshop a pleasant expression on her face since bitch always has a grouchy constipated look in real life.
Source: Daily Mail
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for August 10th!!!
Michael K / August 13, 2007
Tom Cruise makes sure to brush all the thetans out of Katie's hair – yourbloodislovely
Runner-up:
Pocket gays —- the new black. – circularpolitics
Thanks Erica
Hot Slut of the Day!
Michael K / August 13, 2007
Francine Dancer – Homeless, Los Angeles Public Access TV Star!
Birthday Sluts
Michael K / August 13, 2007
Moritz Bleibtreu (36)
Danny Bonaduce (48)
John Slattery (44)
Alma Cuervo (56)
Don Ho (77)
Fidel Castro (81)
Just Stop!
Michael K / August 12, 2007
How long must this go on? I'm almost starting to believe they are a real family. This charade has got to stop! Someone hit Katie Holmes over the head so homegirl wakes up! And look at them "giggling" and "whispering" like nobody can see them. They know very well someone can see them. They planted that shit. She's probably telling him "Tommy girl you look so purty today. So purty."
Here's those two pranksters and that lil' bundle of joy, Suri, at the Berlin Zoo today.
