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Original Date of HS of the Day: January 15, 2008
Claim to Fame: Terri is an outsider musician from Chicago. She became a cult favorite. Eventually one of her videos made its way to Marilyn Manson. He asked Terri to perform at one of his parties and she later opened for him at one of his concerts.

Where is she now? Her last public performance was in 2000 on The Daily Show. One Dlisted reader told me she’s the CEO of some music company now.
Why is she HS of the Week? She is an American treasure! Jan Terri is one of the most talented musicians in the world. She could’ve had a career like Celine Dion, Whitney Houston or Madonna. It’s a shame. Seriously, she’s a wreck.

Sadly, Conan O’Brien is flying West soon to takeover Jay Leno’s job in 2009. Conan got things started by purchasing a home in Brentwood for $10.5 million. The Brentwood mansion features 6 bedrooms, 8.5 baths, 6 fireplaces, screening room, wine cellar, library and outdoor kitchen. His half-bath is probably the size of my entire apartment. Shit, it’s probably bigger.

Click here to see pics of Conan’s new birdcage if you care

I think I’m the only one that finds Conan even remotely funny. Everyone I talk to thinks he’s about as funny as a tuna fish sandwich. He could just stand there and blink and I’d laugh. He looks like a bird and birds are funny. Anything is better than Jay though. I think I’m alone on that one too.

Brit Brit and Osama were out in Hollywood last night. They cruised around a little bit before picking up the newest member of their insane crew, Chad Hardcastle. That’s a total gay porn name. Power bottom! Chad was on Ryan Seacrest’s morning show the other day where he said he didn’t really know how he fit into Brit’s world. Wenn reports that Osama wants Brit to date Chad. Chad is apparently a multi-millionaire from Florida and the son of a pastor. Total drug dealer.

Chad (in the cap) turned pap for the night by snapping several pictures. Brit and Osama then picked up a pap photographer that she’s hung with before named Phillipe. They all went back to her house afterwards. There were no Adnan in sight and apparently she’s done with him and even filed a restraining order against him. Well, Phillipe is a lot hotter than Adnan.

Just another chapter…..