July’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is…

August 18, 2021 / Posted by:

The Embarrassed Racoon has another reason to be embarrassed today. Trick is our new reigning Hot Slut of the Month. And yes, I will take his reaction above as his official reaction to winning this mess.

The Embarrassed Raccoon, the furry little home intruder who had to be rescued from a house he got stuck in, is the seventh HSOTM of 2021. The Embarrassed Raccoon got 52% of the votes. In second place is the Martha Graham of TikTok, Cristobal Leyva, who twirled away with nearly 36% of the votes. And in third is Elena Lenina’s Sequinned Cinnabon Titties with 6%, followed by Van Leeuwen’s Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Ice Cream with a little less than 6%.

The Embarrassed Raccoon is now in the running for Hot Slut of 2021, along with Bernie Sanders’ Mittens, The Kitty Lawyer, Sisu And His Unicorn Friend, the 7-Eleven Lizard, The Beauty School Husband, and Esme the Cat Thief.

Thank you to all who voted, and if The Embarassed Racoon knew about this, I’m sure he’d thank everyone who voted for him. Or knock their trash cans down for making him relive this embarrassing moment yet again! How would all of us like it if our most embarassing moment was brought up all the time? I know how he feels because every now and again, I get an email that reads, “Remember when you made Joe Exotic HSOTD?!

Pic: City of Dalton Fire Department

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