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Elena Lenina’s Sequined Cinnabon Titties!
The Cannes Film Festival is back after coronavirus put an end to last year’s festival. But honestly, I could not say that Cannes was truly back until my eyeballs were covered with sparkly fuckery dust wafting off of the Queen of Cannes, Elena Lenina! Throughout the years, I have paid homage to Elena Lenina’s many ultra-glamorous looks from the Haus of Acid Trip Foolery, and I’m doing it again by honoring the gold sequined Cinnabon titties she worked at this year’s festival. Done it again: Elena Lenina has!
Elena Lenina is an actress from Russia, but to me, she’s best known for making tricks run off the Cannes red carpet in tears after she shows up slathered in every shade of glamour. Each one of Elena Lenina’s looks screams, “Eat this, hos!” And the look she wore to the Cannes premiere of Stillwater was no exception. If Heat Miser’s most gorgeous trophy wife ran off to Las Vegas to become the Pope of the Church of Liberace, she’d look exactly the way Elena Lenina looked at the Stillwater premiere. You know that stillwater became sparkling water when Elena showed up with her glorious chichis that also look like two deflated poop emojis after being dipped in gold. Basically, they look like Oprah’s cacas since she shits gold.
Elena didn’t stop with her golden cans at Cannes, she has continued to bring it and show everyone that she’s so rich she doesn’t worry about a little thing called “extra baggage fee” since it obviously takes ten dozen trunks to transport all this luxuriousness. At the Cannes premiere of Tout S’est Bien Passe yesterday, Elena decorated her head with the macrame wall hanging my auntie had over the sofa in her TV room for years.
At this point they really just need to rename the Cannes Film Festival to the Elena Lenin Fashion Festival since nobody cares about those stupid movies. They’re just there to see how many pounds of sequins and wig hair Elena can carry on herself. The answer: endless amounts!
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