January’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….

February 24, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Bernie Sanders may have lost the Democratic nomination in the 2020 Presidential Election, but he’s now won a more prestigious title. Well, actually his mittens won that prestigious title. This is the second time that Bernie Sanders has been Hot Slut of the Month adjacent. A true feat!

The mittens that were just one of the scene stealers of the Presidential Inauguration is 2021’s first HSOTM. It got 55% of the votes, beating Boncuk The Devoted Pooch (22%), Charo (15%), and Viennetta (8%). Hell’s guest list was just filled with those who dared to vote against ageless angel Charo! Or is it that Heaven’s guest list was just filled with those who saved Charo from being a HSOTM. Probably that one.

The meme wonder that is Bernie Sanders’ Mittens, which were made by Vermont teacher Jen Ellis (who is selling them on her site for charity), will go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals next year. And now I leave you with Bernie Sanders’ overjoyed reaction to Bernie Sanders’ Mittens winning HSOTM:

Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: YouTube

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