And another one bites the dust! 53-year-old Stacey Dash is getting divorced for the fourth time. The Clueless star and clueless person, has officially announced that she and her fourth husband, 44-year-old lawyer Jeffrey Marty, have broken up. Hmm, it seems like Dionne should start treating marriage like it’s the freeway and not go anywhere near that shit!
Stacey and Jeffrey had a great start to their marriage, as they got secret married after knowing each other for 10 whole days. Their marriage then turned into a violent train wreck mess.
Stacey accused Jeffrey and his kids of “conspiring” against her, and in October 2019, there was a domestic violence call to the police which started with her accusing him of putting her in a chokehold. That sad situation ended with Stacey getting arrested and charged when police saw red marks on Jeffrey after she allegedly slapped and pushed him. She pleaded not guilty and Jeffrey bailed her out. The charges were eventually dropped so that seemed like the end of it. Stacey later called their fight, “normal married couple stuff.” She also said that as a domestic abuse survivor she would not let it happen again.
Not even a year after that situation happened, Stacey announced on Instagram yesterday that she and Jeffrey are done after two years of marriage.
TMZ says that it’s not clear if Stacey has actually filed for divorce in Florida (where they lived together) or if they’re just separated for now.
Oh well, now that Stacey is single again she can focus on the other things going on in her life. Like her successful career, or her political aspirations, or looking for husband #5. Maybe Don Jr. will break up with his piece and give Stacey an opening? But there are other famous Republicans. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been spending time apart and are supposedly fighting. Maybe Stacey can slide in there and, along with Kanye, be the black Trump-supporting power couple the universe absolutely does not need!