Hot Slut Of The Day!
Since this year alone, I’ve slapped the HSOTD badge of honor onto all sorts of bears like Minivan Intruder Bear, Shittin’ In The Sink Bear, Wedding Crasher Bear, Stoner Bear, Deviled Eggs Bear, Chewy.com Bear, and the Pink of Bears, I should keep with the Year of the Bear theme by paying tribute to the bear who easily slipped into an SUV and made that bitch its home for a quick second. Bear probably just got sick of spending so much fucking time with its family this holiday season that it needed some ME time and found a quiet place. Only it wasn’t that quiet with annoying humans yelling at the bear.
Last week, a family in Kings Beach, CA, which is on the north shore of Lake Tahoe, left their SUV unlocked as they unloaded the car. They were all inside the house when they looked out the window and noticed a bear skedaddling up toward their driveway and going directly for that SUV. Now, a wet dream of mine is to park my car in the middle of the wilderness somewhere and for a hot bear to mosey on up to my car window and ask to get in, in more ways than one, if I ain’t being too subtle. But this is not what I have in mind. That family didn’t either because they all screamed and panicked as that bear got into their SUV.
After wondering what they should do, one of them clenched his asshole raw as he ran out to open up the passenger side door so that the furry squatter of that SUV could get out. As that dude opened up the passenger door, the bear should’ve looked him dead in the eye and said, “Boo, bitch.” But I guess that bear didn’t want to have to hop over a pile of scared human shit, so instead, the bear waited a couple of minutes to make its dramatic exit out of Dick’s car. via the YouTube description:
“Panic ensued, as we tried to figure out what to do. My husband ran out and opened the car door from the porch. He came face to face with the bear in the passenger side. The bear finally got out after about two minutes in the car, and thankfully walked off.”
And here’s the G-rated version of a bear going for Dick….’s car.
For me, the moral of this story is that if a literal bear slips into my literal SUV, then I need to keep quiet and not disturb it. Because maybe, just maybe, that bear will figure out how to turn the SUV on and do donuts in the street for an hour. That way the video would go even more viral, which would mean even more YouTube $$$.
Pic: YouTube