Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 23, 2019 / Posted by:

The Florida dog who drove his human’s car in circles for an hour!

Leaving a dog in your car is never a good idea, unless the dog is Cujo who is about to kill your entire family, and even then, crack open a window for a bitch. But one human decided to leave his dog in the car for a second so he could quickly check on something, and he made the wrong decision of leaving his car running. Well, that dog took the opportunity to make Latarian Milton proud by taking command of that car. The only problem was, that bitch couldn’t drive!

WPBF talked to a woman named Anne Sabol, who on Thursday, stepped outside of her house in Port St. Lucie, FL, and noticed that a car looked like it had been possessed by the spirit of Peter Burns, because it was spinning right ’round, baby. Since this is Florida we’re talking about, Anne should’ve shrugged and went inside since that seems like normal Florida driving to me. But Anne thought it was weird, and figured it was some really bad student driver. When the car continued to spin, she then realized something was up. After the cops and fire department showed up, everyone realized a dog was behind the wheel. And again, everyone should’ve shrugged and went on with their day since a dog doing donuts in a cul-de-sac is normal Florida shit to me.

The dog, a black Labrador, got out of the car shortly after the cops showed up. The dog was not arrested, but the dog did end up messing up a mailbox, which the dog’s human will pay to replace. The human told police that he got out of the car for a second to check something and that’s when the pooch version of Toonces took over.

The only way to watch this is while blasting Chamillionaire’s Ridin since that’s the exact song that filled this driver dog’s head as he pulled these hot moves in a Ford Taurus for an hour:

That shit is straight out of Ford v. Furrari (2019).

Anne Sabol was impressed by the pooch’s driving and said, “They should give that thing a license.” They should! I mean if the state of California gave me a driver license, the state of Florida should definitely give that dog one. Then he can drive for Lyft and pay back his human for killing that mailbox. And honestly, if I called for a Lyft while in Florida, I’d be shocked if a dog didn’t drive up

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