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Disclaimer: Again, we here at Dlisted do not condone felony criminal activity including stealing packages off of porches. I know I’d be pissed if some thieving trick stole my Amazon package of a 1 gallon thing of lube (hey, you never know when your call on Grindr for a train finally gets answered). But I’m paying tribute to this box-stealing thief today, because this box-stealing thief is a bear! And handling a box is not something that’s easy for a bear to do! “Don’t I know that,” snorted Kelly Preston.

The HSOTD tag has been graced with the attempted car-jacking bear, and the weed dumpster-snatching bear, and now we’ve got the dog food-stealing bear. A family in Thornhurst, PA ordered food for their dog from the pet site Chewy, but they never got it into their house, and it’s all the fault of a criminal bear.

Jon Meyer, an anchor for WNEP, posted a security cam video to his Facebook page of the bear committing the illegal act of trespassing before committing the illegal act of thieving by dragging the box of dog food off of the porch and into the woods. Yes, this bear is a disgusting crook, but they’re also a considerate crook, because they left those other boxes on the porch.

Sure, those other boxes probably had boring stuff in ’em, but the bear could’ve sold them to buy some honey. Chewy replaced the stolen dog food for the family, and that package didn’t get stolen. Probably because they buy dog food cans, and after spending way too long trying to open that can of dog food (read: 15 seconds), bitch gave up (I feel your pain, bear) and cursed that family for not buying dog food with easy-to-peel off seals. The audacity of that family, honestly!

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