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Wedding Crasher Bear!

It truly is the Year of the Bear, which means that John Travolta is probably going to win an Oscar for The Fanatic. But actual bears have been letting humanity know that the bear takeover is coming and they’ve been showing us by shitting in our sinks, breaking into our cars, pulling Cirque du Soleil moves to steal birdseed, shamelessly snatching our Chewy.com orders from our porches, trying to thieve weed shop dumpsters, and vandalizing homes in the name of deviled eggs. And now one ended up crashing a wedding photo shoot. Bears are just like us: they hate public acts of human love.

Now, I have sat in some boring wedding ceremonies where I have prayed for some kind of beast to crash that bitch, giving me a reason to run out of there (and directly to the open bar in the reception area). But one bear in Tennessee didn’t want to give humans the satisfaction of getting to run out of a boring ceremony, and instead crashed the bride and groom’s wedding shoot.

People says that photographer Leah McMahan was taking pictures of newlyweds in Gatlinburg, Tennessee when she noticed a slobbery beast waddling on in. The slobbery beast was not to be confused with a drunken me, wandering around the wedding reception, looking for which centerpiece I’m going to snatch and take home. Leah posted the pictures on Facebook of the crasher who nearly caused a bride and groom to spend their honeymoon in the ER after having his-and-hers coronaries:

The guests were all safe at the reception, which was away from where the ceremony went down. So I’m not sure who’s more pissed: the bear for realizing its stupidity of crashing the ceremony instead of the reception so it could steal the cake after everyone skedaddled out of there. Or the guests who were pissed at the bear for not crashing the ceremony 5 minutes in so they could run out of there and straight to the open bar.

Pic: Leah McMahon Edmondson/Gypsysoul Photography